With a sheep under his arm, a man walks into his bedroom and stands in front of his wife.
"This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache," he says.
The wife looks at him and replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He answers, "I wasn't talking to you."


Comments (1)
on: February 6, 2012 6:13 AM | Reply
very witty