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Sex Advice: Cyber cafe owner afraid of infection due to masturbating customers

Question. I run a cyber cafe. Sometimes, customers come, masturbate and ejaculate here without my knowledge. Sometimes the fluid spills onto the keyboard and mouse and I end up touching it. I have the habit of smoking and tend to smoke or eat chocolates right after touching the dirty keyboard. Could it lead to an infection? Please help.

Answer. No harm will come to you. More harm will result from smoking.

Comments (14)

Posted by Deep
on: December 8, 2009 8:43 PM | Reply

Dude, Remember to wash ur hands with soap after doing any kind of cleaning work, including, cleaning keyboard, mouse and ur own pipe!! :)

we have heard abt ant eater.Are you new species.cumEater?yuck!!!!!

Posted by $carface
on: December 8, 2009 11:55 PM | Reply

nice answer mate.

Posted by jay
on: December 9, 2009 12:54 AM | Reply

true .haha nice one hey but i do smoke some green

Posted by Bravo1234
on: December 9, 2009 1:20 AM | Reply

Well, this is an issue in most cyber cafes. Even the harm of infection is less in this case, it is definitely not hygenic!
The best idea is to block all porn sites. use a good security filter. Also the use of webcam can be restricted to more open places in the cafe which you can keep your eye on.
Good luck!

Posted by Ess Emm
on: December 9, 2009 2:38 AM | Reply

ha ha ha!! a good one.
How about putting explicit signs that close circuit monitors are recording. I doubt if some one would wanna wank after that.

Posted by Rosh
on: December 9, 2009 8:52 AM | Reply

What a dirty job.
If the cubicles are completely enclosed, I suggest you remove part of the enclosure so that you do not give complete privacy to the customers.

Till then why don't you keep a box of tissues and trash can inside?

Posted by Pied Piper
on: December 10, 2009 6:54 PM | Reply

What sort of sickos jack of in the net cafe ?
You can keep Nirodh in the cubicle and request the clients to use them. They are available for free in govt hospitals.

Posted by dk
on: December 13, 2009 4:32 PM | Reply

put a sign board declaring ONLY FEMALES ARE ALLOWED TO MASTURBATE then u wont see any ejaculation spread on keyboard etc.lol

Posted by Muna
on: December 20, 2009 3:00 PM | Reply

Yeah here in Moongem Netcafe, Bargarh, Orissa.
LOTS OF PERVERTS COMES.
YAKK,,....

Posted by pinakee
on: January 25, 2010 8:58 PM | Reply

this is something dat happens in each n every cyber cafe in india.....no big deal.......just lick d mouse n keyboard n make it clean......njoy d taste

Posted by YOU ARE GAY
on: February 1, 2010 4:09 AM | Reply

YOU FUCKING TOOL !!! HAHAHHAHA
saale dimaag kya gaand chudaane gaya hai?? he KNOWS that he is touching CUM!!! even then he eats and smokes with dirty hands!!! hahah
this guy is GAY and he takes sick pleasure in such things

Posted by
on: April 4, 2010 3:19 PM | Reply

ken sala moongem ke badnam karuche sala magiha ,,madarchot ..ra jaldi pata chaliji ...tapare...tar sange sange ..sar ghara lok bhi gihehi hoji be......

Posted by Velan
on: November 12, 2010 1:17 PM | Reply

Dont worry make your hand washafter clean. This is the only way

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