Question. Why did God give men Penises?
Answer. So they’d always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Editor: Guys, if you can think of any other reason why God gave us Penises, then please post about it in the comments. And girls, please come up with a nasty reply!
Comments (58)
on: December 6, 2009 6:33 PM | Reply
Because of When Girls came near us they give her salute in Standing Position
on: December 6, 2009 7:07 PM | Reply
So that men could screw womens' asses
on: December 6, 2009 7:43 PM | Reply
Look seems you are using it for wrong reason than main purpose ka kya?
on: December 6, 2009 7:59 PM | Reply
So they have atleast one reason to make women go after them
on: December 6, 2009 11:43 PM | Reply
To say a hindi Sayari proudly to a woman,
Aye Janeman,
Hum bhi tamanna Rakhte Hai
Tum Chaura Rakhti Ho
To Hum Lamba Rakhte Hai
on: December 7, 2009 12:05 AM | Reply
i think, man has penis to show his power over woman. she has hole he has stick
so when stick enters into the hole he shows his power over it
on: December 7, 2009 12:23 AM | Reply
so that whenever gals feel weak, they can have support of penis
on: December 7, 2009 12:23 AM | Reply
Robin Williams "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." he he this is true, when it is up brain has no control
on: December 7, 2009 12:40 AM | Reply
God gave men penis, because God wanted to prove Newton and his law of gravity false.
on: December 7, 2009 1:04 AM | Reply
to fill up all the wholes with their poles.
on: December 7, 2009 2:12 AM | Reply
1.Cause we got balls to have it
2.We deserve it man... :P
on: December 7, 2009 3:05 AM | Reply
IT IS THE 'BAT' WHICH EVERY ONE NEEDS TO SLAM THE "BALLS"
on: December 7, 2009 4:58 AM | Reply
so that girls will have something to hold on to during DIFFICULT times.
on: December 7, 2009 12:36 PM | Reply
god give me penis to fuck girls pussy and to tell iam greater than youmy rod is stonger than your hole
on: December 7, 2009 4:05 PM | Reply
so man can have fun when she has headache.
on: December 7, 2009 4:06 PM | Reply
So that something is there in this world which can go into pussies without women worrying about
on: December 7, 2009 4:13 PM | Reply
B'coz a PEN-IS mightier than a SWORD
on: December 7, 2009 6:48 PM | Reply
Coz men can not watch inside so the penis shoe him the right way with only one eye
yaro yeh to apni TORCH hai
on: December 7, 2009 8:43 PM | Reply
I love not only penis but also enjoyment..Aur bacha paida krne ke liye..This is real reason
on: December 8, 2009 12:30 AM | Reply
no fun without LUN
on: December 8, 2009 1:50 AM | Reply
World depends upon PENIS,
.
.
.
dunia sirf LUND pay chal rahi hay, soochoo agar ajj sab LUND khatam ho jayan to dunai khatam ho jati hay.
result LAN - world = FINISH
on: December 8, 2009 5:13 PM | Reply
to fulFILL her need..atleast in one manner
on: December 8, 2009 7:08 PM | Reply
Lund Salamat tho CHUT Hazar!!!!
on: December 8, 2009 8:54 PM | Reply
So that man can feed women with their sperm. and also satisfy other desires.
on: December 9, 2009 12:22 AM | Reply
becoz of mens penis woman r safe by animals penis otherwise womens r fucked by animals v all monkey donkey horse etc haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
on: December 9, 2009 12:30 AM | Reply
So as to stop women mouth from speaking during runtime.
on: December 9, 2009 1:09 AM | Reply
woman got big boobs and small hole,man got big penis and small chest...so d god fulfilled our wishes...am i ri8?
on: December 9, 2009 3:04 PM | Reply
God give penis only for fucking.
on: December 9, 2009 3:06 PM | Reply
even the ladies who hate their husbands, love their dicks to compensate anger.. poor dick ..
on: December 9, 2009 4:53 PM | Reply
just to be useful as a joystick for women during sex
on: December 9, 2009 8:48 PM | Reply
Men have penis's because firstly, I believe it is proof that female beauty greatly supersedes that of men. (I'm not a fan of penis's)
Secondly, a mother greatly loves and gets attached to her unborn child, in her womb. She nurtures it and spends 9 months caring for her child, even at the cost of her comfort. This bond remains till the end of life itself. Just like this, when a woman has sex with a man, the feeling of having her lover inside her is just as loving and soft an emotion as what a mother feels. So while the man has sex for the orgasm, the woman enjoys her lover being inside her...(haha... not very porn-type..but hey!)
Also! a mans penis is like a key, while a womans vagina a lock. When the right key unlocks the right lock, a world of unseen love, passion, beauty and desire is attained!
on: December 10, 2009 4:04 AM | Reply
agar yeh na hota to aurat kabhi murd ko paas na anay deti :) am I right? ladies tell
on: December 10, 2009 8:40 PM | Reply
jab god ne gadda diya to use bharne ke liye kuch to hona chaiye tha to god ne humain lund de diya
on: December 10, 2009 9:31 PM | Reply
pooku lo petali kadhaaa
on: December 11, 2009 9:54 AM | Reply
Priya and Smirti can we be in touch??
on: December 11, 2009 3:52 PM | Reply
god gave us penis for just to tell all the gals tht here r the real men diffrnt from gals n boy's r on the top of gals most of the time...lolzzzz
on: December 13, 2009 9:58 AM | Reply
what about taking a leak .. chudai ke baad mutna bhi to hota hai .. lol
on: December 13, 2009 12:50 PM | Reply
So that they could pee first of all, Rest follows....Dumbos
on: December 13, 2009 9:21 PM | Reply
penis
because he can plug himself to a genius
on: December 14, 2009 2:41 AM | Reply
like protons&neutrons on earth same penis&cunt to charge up when ever she requires
on: December 14, 2009 12:02 PM | Reply
ek bar mauka dekar dekho phir pata lag jaye ga ki land sir bachcha paida karne ke liye hota hai ki aurat ki pyas bhujane ke lye hota hai
on: December 15, 2009 7:05 AM | Reply
madhu hume mauke ka intezaar itna anokha aur satisfying lund tumne saari zindagi nahi chakha hoga
on: December 15, 2009 9:11 AM | Reply
penis is for plug and play
on: December 16, 2009 12:21 AM | Reply
Penis is Enjoy Stick not a Joy Stick..:_)
on: December 16, 2009 12:25 AM | Reply
Bcoz of Newtons New Law...Hole and Pole is opposite to each other...!
And Pole and a Hole brings out a new Soul...!
on: December 16, 2009 2:30 AM | Reply
over all the comments i would like to say atleast LUND make us man so that we can proudly shout MEN ARE BACK
WHEN 5 INCH LONG POLE HIT 3.5 INCH LONG HOLE MAKE WORLD WHOLE
on: December 16, 2009 12:16 PM | Reply
hi priya how r u i think god gave for make women happy and others happy also na
on: December 16, 2009 12:18 PM | Reply
i think god gave for women happy and make there genders to grow
on: December 18, 2009 8:31 AM | Reply
Coz there will atleast be a single reliable soldier,standin erect, to fight for a MAN'S cause....
on: December 20, 2009 1:56 AM | Reply
पैन्चो, मुठ मारने के लिए दिया है लन!!!
on: December 20, 2009 2:46 AM | Reply
good ans
on: December 23, 2009 11:23 PM | Reply
for every socket their is plug
on: January 15, 2010 8:50 PM | Reply
i like d lun pal's comment cool buddy
on: January 18, 2010 7:07 PM | Reply
to let the gays dream in huge penis inside their asses.
on: January 26, 2010 3:35 AM | Reply
Just Fuck & Pis and Nothing els
on: September 10, 2010 12:00 AM | Reply
this shayari by a man who is not satisfied with what god did and complaining to him
hey khuda
tune kudiyon ko fudi fi marvane ke liye
momme diye chusvane ke liye
aur humen lunn diya latkane ke liye
agar dena hi tha to 15-16 inch ka diya hota
tarod marod ke apne hi ander liya hota
on: November 15, 2011 11:25 PM | Reply
sahi istmal karke dekhna chaogi
on: November 28, 2011 1:39 AM | Reply
khush kismat hai apen ki apen ke pass lund hai wrna wo chut leke sbse chudwate rhna padta