The wives of three presidents and a prime minister are talking together about what a penis is called in their native language.
The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when people are entering.
The wife of Boris Yelstin says in Russia you call it a parrot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.
The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.
Well, finally it's Hillary's turn. She says that in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.
