Can't we just be friends?......There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again.
I just need some space......without you in it.
Do I look fat in this dress?......We haven't had a fight in a while.
No, pizza's fine......Cheap bastard!
I just don't want a boyfriend right now......I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend right now.
I don't know; what do you want to do?......I can't believe that you have nothing planned.
Come here......My puppy does this too.
I like you, but......I don't like you.
You never listen......You never listen.
We're moving too quickly......I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if the guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
I'll be ready in a minute......I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh, no, I will pay for myself......I am just being nice; there is no way I am going Dutch.
Oh YES!!! Right there......Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'm just going out with the girls......We are gonna get smashed and make fun of you and your friends.
There's no one else......I am doing your brother.
Size doesn't matter......unless I want an orgasm.
Previously: Joke: What women say…and what they mean
Editor: Friends, please feel free to post your versions regarding what women say and what they "actually" mean in the comments.
Comments (5)
on: November 19, 2009 1:47 AM | Reply
"I prefer Veg, but" ... I am a non-veg !
on: November 19, 2009 12:43 PM | Reply
no doubt bout it,it's a serious true as much as the girls do.thanxxx dude 4 posting this joke..i think its not a joke its a reality...
on: November 20, 2009 3:22 PM | Reply
Its Fine. - (its so not fine.... infact the battle's just begun!!)
on: November 22, 2009 12:30 AM | Reply
HMMMM, GOOD ! AND DAMN TRUE!
on: November 23, 2009 9:36 AM | Reply
Aaj Raat Bahut Haseen Hai.................Meri choot me bahut khujli ho rahi hai, mujhe jaldi se chodo.......:-D