In case you didn't hear, someone bit into a burger at McDonald's, and there was a condom -- unused, but unwrapped in it.
"Top Ten McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in the Big Mac"
(As presented on the Aug. 22, 1997 broadcast of LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN.)
10. We were test-marketing the new "McTrojan."
9. Condom, condiment - what's the damn difference?
8. It still tastes better than the "Arch Deluxe."
7. It was either there or in the vanilla shake.
6. Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true.
5. We're experimenting with a new, even happier "Happy Meal."
4. So what -- a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway.
3. Employees too embarrassed to say, "Would you like condoms with that?"
2. Drive-thru speaker broken -- "Coke with lots of ice" sounded like "prophylactic device."
...and the #1 McDonald's excuse for the condom in the Big Mac.....
1. When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too careful.
Editor: Have you had any weird experience at McDonald's? Please write about it in the comments. Thanks.
Comments (1)
on: November 28, 2009 1:00 AM | Reply
This one time, a hot McD waitress went down on me while I was having my Happy meal. By the time i finished my meal, she too had finished hers. The tip was extra large and well deserved. Oh, wait - you wanted a 'weird' experience, not a regular one. Sorry, my bad.