To: All Male Indian Citizens
From: Income Tax Department Service Center
RE: Notice of increase in tax payments
The only thing that the Income Tax Department has not taxed yet is your Penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts. Effective January 1, 2010 your penis will be taxed according to size.
The categories are as follows:
10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax 300.00
8 - 10 Pole Tax 250.00
5 - 8 Privilege Tax 150.00
4 - 5 Nuisance Tax 30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return.
NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
AND PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Sincerely,
Chief Pecker Checker
Income Tax Department.
Comments (6)
on: November 24, 2009 12:13 AM | Reply
Ha ha!
Good One!!!
on: November 24, 2009 1:11 AM | Reply
All indians will be in the 4-5 nuisance category lol
on: November 27, 2009 1:14 AM | Reply
This is hilarious. Those bastards might get ideas though!
on: December 4, 2009 4:39 PM | Reply
Nice joke
on: January 6, 2010 11:33 PM | Reply
don't thing what you have will all indian have
on: February 14, 2010 3:01 AM | Reply
very nice one..
that too Niraj's comment ia apt, amusing n awesome!!