The fine art of Cricket commentary!
Tony Greig to Slater:
Question. Slater, tell me, how does a cricket commentator describe a nude girl?
Answer. "There is no cover, no extra cover, no slip, but 2 silly points and 2 fine legs, a deep gully...and little grass on the pitch will be wee bit wet after overnight rain. Any way, it's going to be a fine batting pitch. Good for googlies and better for finger spinners."
