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Joke: Woman takes 16-year-old daughter to Doctor

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant -- about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"

Comments (9)

Posted by rose
on: October 28, 2009 11:37 AM | Reply

i didnt understand lol

Posted by Toogood
on: October 28, 2009 3:22 PM | Reply

Great joke. What a stupid mother and what a cute girl.

Posted by Asad
on: October 28, 2009 11:36 PM | Reply

The doctor is waiting for the three Magi to be arrived ... Ha HA Ha !

Posted, in reply to rose's comment, by Toogood
on: October 29, 2009 4:53 AM | Reply

Dear rose, here th girl says that none has touched her still she is a pregnant. Th doctor says that the last time a virgin gave birth to a baby, it was virgin mary giving birth to jesus christ and therefore 3 wise men will appear yet again as another virgin is pregnant. Hope u understand:-).

Posted by maddy
on: October 29, 2009 11:36 PM | Reply

Lol

Posted by Dude
on: October 30, 2009 2:50 AM | Reply

Thanks Toogood for explanation

Posted by manu
on: November 1, 2009 3:18 AM | Reply

good sooooooooo cuteeeee girlsssssss

Posted by Shu
on: November 1, 2009 11:52 AM | Reply

The docs waiting for the Magi.
Hilarious one.

Posted by sam
on: November 2, 2009 9:29 AM | Reply

tats really good one..

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