Question. I am a 19-year-old boy and have been masturbating for the last two years. I have pimples on my face. I have heard that applying one’s semen on the face can lead to smooth and clear skin. Is that true?
Answer. There are many remedies available to cure pimples. A smooth and clear face is not one of the function of spermatic fluid. Besides, if you smear it over your face, how long will you walk around with it? Also, door bells have a habit of ringing at awkward times!
Comments (19)
on: June 23, 2009 10:44 PM | Reply
Door bells have a habit of ringing at awkward times??? What was that? Haha..
on: June 23, 2009 11:43 PM | Reply
LOL, freaking awesome. How can people come with such stupid ideas. Can't they use their head or at least google.
on: June 24, 2009 1:03 AM | Reply
fuckin Idiot!
on: June 24, 2009 6:23 AM | Reply
Semen has fructose, which is basically sugar, it will help the bacteria and make your pimples worse.
on: June 24, 2009 7:30 AM | Reply
People are too stupid in beauty tips... the door bell factor is quite true
on: June 24, 2009 9:32 AM | Reply
Also, door bells have a habit of ringing at awkward times!...lol
THTS 200% TRUE....
on: June 24, 2009 11:12 AM | Reply
2 of my girlfriends tried it with my semen and reported favorable results. The also reported that rubbing my pre-cum their nipples soothed the area and gave them sexual pleasure. But I suspect, its more of a mental condition than physical.
on: June 24, 2009 1:02 PM | Reply
oh man
how stupid can people get
see this show how lacking india is in sex education
if semen wud help getting clear skin all the girls would be getting prettier not worse after marrige
on: June 24, 2009 1:47 PM | Reply
Nice answer! :)
on: June 24, 2009 2:18 PM | Reply
this boy is a MORON !!
on: June 24, 2009 2:50 PM | Reply
lol @ door bells hahahah lmao
on: June 24, 2009 3:48 PM | Reply
such a nice reply :-) hahaha
on: June 24, 2009 4:48 PM | Reply
great answer for the kid :D
on: June 24, 2009 10:59 PM | Reply
Hahahah.. gals get worse after marriage, zats true. But not all. Guess the ones who smear semen on the faces bloom and those who take semen in their puccies get pregnant and ultimately rot.
on: June 26, 2009 4:38 AM | Reply
I am also thinkig of making pimple cream frommy cum laugh .stupid kid
on: June 27, 2009 2:00 AM | Reply
why don't u take my semens...u fucking idiot..
on: June 27, 2009 10:24 AM | Reply
Wow! This section is even funnier than the joke section :-D LOL
How about start applying the cream directly to who ever rings your door bell at odd times? They would look prettier the next time they ring your bell :-))
on: June 29, 2009 8:52 AM | Reply
i swear to god!!! Ganesh ur so true
on: June 30, 2009 4:14 PM | Reply
How stupid Indian Community in the section of Sex Education.