A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.
The husband says, No, not at all.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.
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Joke: Husband reading book and fondling his wife
Posted on October 6, 2008 12:00 PM, Filed under Jokes
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Comments (8)
on: October 6, 2008 4:47 PM | Reply
ha ha ! nice one !!!
on: October 7, 2008 1:22 AM | Reply
hehehehehe good one..!
on: October 7, 2008 2:56 AM | Reply
is this the definition of being used? and abused?? LOL!!
on: October 7, 2008 6:16 AM | Reply
hhahahahahaha.
good joke after a long time
on: October 7, 2008 7:01 AM | Reply
LOL
on: October 7, 2008 7:43 AM | Reply
The version that I know of is a girl get maarried to a professor. Next day the girl looks sad, and her mom asks why? The girl says that the prof kept on reaading a book and never sonsumated their marriage. Worried, mother tells daughter to sleep nude next to him. So on the second night, the poor mother could not wait to see the fate of her daughter's marriage, so she peeps through the key hole. She was so happy when she so prof toughing her pussy offten. However, when the girl looked sad again next morning and when mom was puzzled she said that prof touched there only to get his fingers wet so that he could turn the pages!
on: October 7, 2008 3:43 PM | Reply
LMAO.. funny :))
on: October 8, 2008 11:57 AM | Reply
hahahah class ka hay yaar