The biggest, toughest, red neck guy in town, decided he needed sex. So he went to the local brothel, kicked in the door, and yelled, "I want the roughest, toughest, hooker you have."
The matron just pointed up the stairs.
The man grabbed 2 warm bottles of beer out of a case on his way up. He got to the top of the stairs, kicked in that door, and saw a rough looking hooker standing there nude.
The man says, "Are you the roughest, toughest, hooker here?"
She says, "yeah, I am!" Then she bent over and grabbed her ankles.
He says, "How do you know I want it like that?"
She replies, "I didn't know, but I thought you needed a place to open them beers!"
Comments (1)
on: October 5, 2008 1:49 PM | Reply
good one.
hope my gf is not this tough.