Kerala version of The Hotel California by The Yeagles
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar,I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me Down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
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Comments (27)
on: August 12, 2008 7:28 PM | Reply
COOL STUFF MAN !!! Deserves a Krammy Award!!!
on: August 12, 2008 7:46 PM | Reply
nice.. really creative..
on: August 12, 2008 8:42 PM | Reply
its gr8 work of a genius ...congrats well done..
on: August 12, 2008 9:50 PM | Reply
Awesome:-). And quite ingenious...
on: August 12, 2008 10:11 PM | Reply
This is real funny, laughed my head off!!!
on: August 12, 2008 11:14 PM | Reply
amazing - simply amazing.
the guy certainly has talent.
on: August 12, 2008 11:16 PM | Reply
nice one
on: August 13, 2008 12:51 AM | Reply
Lovely song.
some frustrated guy from kerala,
but lovely nice song and music and creativity.
Never been to Kerala, but surely people swear it is God's own land.
Hey come on donlt disgrace your own mother land like this.
on: August 13, 2008 2:09 AM | Reply
Super very hilareous!!!!!!!!!! Please Please more of this kind.
on: August 13, 2008 6:47 AM | Reply
this absolutely super,,,,never seen a remix done like tht,,,,wowwwwwwwwww..!!!!!
on: August 13, 2008 7:53 AM | Reply
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on: August 13, 2008 8:09 AM | Reply
Fucking good.man!
No champagne since 1969
just bootlegged faani
we are programmed to recieve
hot idli's with boiled eggs
believe it is addictive
you just cannot leave
on: August 13, 2008 10:32 AM | Reply
That was the funniest thing ever!!! ROFLMAO
on: August 13, 2008 11:50 AM | Reply
our one state is responsible for 50% of india's porn GDP. Go easy on us so that you can keep enjoying those mallu videos :) cheers
on: August 13, 2008 12:45 PM | Reply
man its fuckin cool .... all mallus mus listen to it , the creativity is superb , good job boyz... p.s mark a copy to th eagels too, u might get a chance with thm ....lol
on: August 13, 2008 8:57 PM | Reply
Hahaha funny stuff indeed dudes ;)
on: August 13, 2008 9:21 PM | Reply
It definetely deserves Donty Rupees... Well done man
on: August 14, 2008 1:30 AM | Reply
cloud9ine
you ever thought how the punjabis do ?
You can see them half naked in fucking dilli.
and the maximum incest and extra marital affairs are from Punjab (Errr CAAAANNNNAAAADAAA)
on: August 14, 2008 11:34 PM | Reply
Good God!! Awesome, man!! Laughed my head off. The guy, whoever he is, has a grrrrrrrrrt sense of humour :-)Keep it up, buddy!!
on: August 15, 2008 3:53 PM | Reply
go mallu ftw \m/
on: August 16, 2008 12:12 AM | Reply
and you thought we only make classic porn....!!
on: August 16, 2008 5:48 PM | Reply
Gr8 stuff man..keep it up..We need these kind of innovations.
We need more..Congrats n very very well done
on: August 17, 2008 6:28 AM | Reply
Ma ki Kasam
Aap ko Rasam
hum dengye even in Assam
Mallu's rule from Muscat to Jeddah
it is coconut oil all the way
on: August 17, 2008 9:26 AM | Reply
Thalle ivan puliyalla....Singama keta..... Oru varavukoodi vendi Varum....
on: August 22, 2008 4:05 PM | Reply
COOL !!!!!!!!!
Really, Really Hilarious.
Gr8 Going, Bro.
on: August 23, 2008 5:22 PM | Reply
sexiest parody ...
on: September 22, 2008 9:13 PM | Reply
Fantastic man... you really put some effort on it...i enjoyed very much