Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala
Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)
Education:
- B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
- M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.
Thesis:
"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"
Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design
Work Experience:
- Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991
- Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
- Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent No. 007,13,666)
Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987 - July1990
- Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
- Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections
Honors and Achievements:
- Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
- Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
- Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar and U.P.
- Strong hold on Govt. and NGOs.
- Specialized in extortion, illegal construction business and fake academic degree supply.
References:
- Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
Comments (15)
on: June 25, 2008 7:16 PM | Reply
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on: June 25, 2008 11:19 PM | Reply
Kaash!!!! I could also have such qualifications aand experiences. I would be successful politician in India.
on: June 26, 2008 12:00 AM | Reply
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on: June 26, 2008 12:15 AM | Reply
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on: June 26, 2008 2:53 AM | Reply
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on: June 26, 2008 7:08 AM | Reply
lot of our politicians would fit the bill
on: June 26, 2008 10:04 AM | Reply
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on: June 26, 2008 12:45 PM | Reply
great man
ultimate
on: June 26, 2008 12:46 PM | Reply
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on: June 27, 2008 3:38 PM | Reply
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on: June 28, 2008 11:29 PM | Reply
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on: June 29, 2008 2:51 PM | Reply
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on: June 30, 2008 7:41 PM | Reply
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waiting for ur entry
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on: June 30, 2008 11:43 PM | Reply
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