A rare pic showing naughty boy Lalit Modi having a look at Preity Zinta's ass during one of the IPL matches. I would like you all to come up with a really funny and witty caption for the the above mentioned pic e.g. I'd like to bang that ass. Please post your caption in the comments. Please don't send any email. The top 10 captions will get a free Rapidshare premium account.
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Comments (548)
on: May 29, 2008 8:22 PM | Reply
lucky ness wadia :)
on: May 29, 2008 8:26 PM | Reply
Man ! that should be the winners trophy.
on: May 29, 2008 8:29 PM | Reply
Lalit Modi would say - Soda Lemon Ginger Pop, Pretiy's fantastic ass is always on my top
on: May 29, 2008 8:29 PM | Reply
i think ness wadia dont mind!
i want fuck this white dimple super sexy priety zinta
on: May 29, 2008 8:29 PM | Reply
She sould be called Priety Ass-ta instead of Priety Zinta.
on: May 29, 2008 8:31 PM | Reply
This is what Ness gets every night
on: May 29, 2008 8:33 PM | Reply
Chak de faado gaand ko
on: May 29, 2008 8:34 PM | Reply
Caption -
1) Ness The Lucky ASS
2) Priety ASS, Asshole Ness
3) IPL brought that ASS out!
on: May 29, 2008 8:36 PM | Reply
I WILL FIT NICE
on: May 29, 2008 8:38 PM | Reply
I would like to play 20-20 on this pitch and score maximum sixes.
on: May 29, 2008 8:39 PM | Reply
Ass Like that
on: May 29, 2008 8:39 PM | Reply
should i go for this t-20?
on: May 29, 2008 8:41 PM | Reply
Give me red ... as I am baaaaaaaad
on: May 29, 2008 8:42 PM | Reply
Abb kay hum Bichray to shaid...
on: May 29, 2008 8:43 PM | Reply
Hmmm... I wish I could see put my balls between these fine legs...
on: May 29, 2008 8:43 PM | Reply
waah! kya gaand hai! lucky ness wadia & yuvraj singh. wish even i was young and played for kings xi. mai fee ki jagah ye gaand maang leta.
on: May 29, 2008 8:46 PM | Reply
"NO COMMENTS !!"
on: May 29, 2008 8:46 PM | Reply
AAh...i can shoot my BALLS off ur boundary line honey....
on: May 29, 2008 8:49 PM | Reply
"We Could always use your ball and my bat if the IPL gets boring"
OR
" I'd love to hit that out of the ground"
on: May 29, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply
Teri Gand me Danda Du :-p
on: May 29, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply
"gaand mein dam hai",no wonder punjab is in semis n who knows wud lift the trophy too!
on: May 29, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply
so is this ass the only reason y punjab started wining and sree shant started crying ??
on: May 29, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply
"The fringe benefits of the IPL look good" or
"IPL owners have great ASSets"
on: May 29, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply
"Mine's larger"
on: May 29, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply
king's 11 ass
on: May 29, 2008 8:54 PM | Reply
"Vehicle Registered?"
on: May 29, 2008 8:54 PM | Reply
THOSE "PREITY" BUMS ARE BETTER BET THAN TEAM MOHALI
on: May 29, 2008 8:55 PM | Reply
"Huge two play grounds with a dry pitch in between."
P.S.I would still like to believe, I might get a Rapid share premium account here.
on: May 29, 2008 9:02 PM | Reply
how about i do batting on this pitch and you do the balling preity
on: May 29, 2008 9:03 PM | Reply
i 'd like to stroke the round naughty ass
on: May 29, 2008 9:03 PM | Reply
Wow, Wat a Pretty Ass. I wana to see if it also had Dimples.
on: May 29, 2008 9:06 PM | Reply
"How about auctioning that big ass"
on: May 29, 2008 9:08 PM | Reply
Can anyone guess the calories that will be burnt in satisfying that assssssss.
on: May 29, 2008 9:11 PM | Reply
I Wanna These Delicious Sweet Buns !!!
on: May 29, 2008 9:11 PM | Reply
Now thats the part i'd like to ride on ;)
on: May 29, 2008 9:14 PM | Reply
Now I am all set, I can see the Ball like a Foot balls, Infact I can see two of them
on: May 29, 2008 9:16 PM | Reply
forget the 20 look at the 36!
on: May 29, 2008 9:16 PM | Reply
housten I have a lift off!!
on: May 29, 2008 9:18 PM | Reply
when are we auctioning this ??
my bid 5 million dollars
on: May 29, 2008 9:18 PM | Reply
I should have kept this stunning ass as the winners trophy....Kolkata guys would have suerly won..rather than putting up shuch a dismal performance....uhhhh...its too late nw.... shahrukhhhhhhh.................
on: May 29, 2008 9:20 PM | Reply
"Hmmm.. I wonder how rough is this pitch"
on: May 29, 2008 9:20 PM | Reply
Kaash...is ptich me batting karne melea.
on: May 29, 2008 9:21 PM | Reply
Ohhhhhh......... there would be the best white and sweet ass inside these stupid clothes...... I can play oneday match on this pitche without any flood light......
on: May 29, 2008 9:22 PM | Reply
preeti, yeh Fudi mujhe dede ....
on: May 29, 2008 9:24 PM | Reply
Pole in the Hole
on: May 29, 2008 9:25 PM | Reply
""Hmmm, Better than Ness, I am straight Now".
OR
"Hmm, Now I am straight".
on: May 29, 2008 9:26 PM | Reply
Pretty Ass! Can I bat there?
on: May 29, 2008 9:28 PM | Reply
"Pretty ass behind king's play ground.Bitch will learn to play at her pitch on my bat and balls."
on: May 29, 2008 9:30 PM | Reply
with this piece up for bangs, no wonder the team came from 3-0 down
on: May 29, 2008 9:31 PM | Reply
The Ass I saw Two months back is quite different
WHAT A PRETTY(PREETY) ASS?
SCHINTILLATING ASS?
YUMMY? WHAT AN ASS?
on: May 29, 2008 9:32 PM | Reply
man...that holez worth all the ipl money!!!
on: May 29, 2008 9:34 PM | Reply
Lucky for me! the ass has come to the cricket ground from bollywood.
on: May 29, 2008 10:05 PM | Reply
IPL----> Indian People Love Asses
So I being the Commissioner I will be the first one to check this out ( I will have to talk to Ness about this) Wow what a lucky guy.
on: May 29, 2008 10:05 PM | Reply
Wow What a lovely pitch hope one day i can play y a charity match on this if floods lights went off
on: May 29, 2008 10:12 PM | Reply
What a Batting wicket... Suits best for a 20-Twenty Minute Game.
on: May 29, 2008 10:13 PM | Reply
DAMN!! I WISH I CAN OPEN ON THIS JUICY PITCH.
on: May 29, 2008 10:16 PM | Reply
WAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
on: May 29, 2008 10:17 PM | Reply
lol very sad for Lalit moodi. O Bhaio Lalit ka bhi haQ haY, Q Jaleous ho rahay ho saray k saray ;). preety tu waisay he Jhappi day rahi hay apnee team k performaro ko hehe.
on: May 29, 2008 10:18 PM | Reply
Caption is:
Match jeetne main aya haseena ki Gaand main paseena.
on: May 29, 2008 10:43 PM | Reply
Leave twenty-20 cricket, let me play golf if that hole is vacant ;-)
on: May 29, 2008 10:54 PM | Reply
I would bust my willy on this track!
on: May 29, 2008 10:56 PM | Reply
Show me the thong and let me bong.
on: May 29, 2008 10:58 PM | Reply
this IPA (Indian Premium Ass), need the IPL (Indian Premium Lund)
on: May 29, 2008 11:17 PM | Reply
Any one who was into the Club scene in delhi in the early ninetees (maurya shereton - ghungru) knows of preity zinta who used to hang around in the lobby (she was aspiring model / actor still) and wait for rich middle aged men to take her inside for dancing , and i bet that they didnt just dance as i beleive she used to charge 5000-8000 even then and she wasnt even that pretty . Also her bit of work @ the Mudra Advertisment agency in new delhi and whoever knows her from their that she was pretty cozy with the bosses at that. I bet a few lap dances wouldnt be too far fetched . She along with the famous Kangna who was a well known call girl from Chandigarh (circles of various 11 sec and 32 sec boys know what i am talking about) are the biggest sluts of the industry.
on: May 29, 2008 11:29 PM | Reply
Where the hell did you get this CLASSIC pic! I don't remember when I laughed my (Preity's) ass off for so long.
on: May 29, 2008 11:30 PM | Reply
IT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE THE VENUE FOR PLAYING MY '"INDIAN PENIS LEAGUE'"
on: May 29, 2008 11:31 PM | Reply
Reading "Ness Wadia was here....what the hell?"
on: May 29, 2008 11:31 PM | Reply
Heaven actually resides here....
Wish i visit this heaven being alive....
on: May 29, 2008 11:33 PM | Reply
the way u shake it...i can't believe it...I NEVER seen an ASS LIKE THAT...
on: May 29, 2008 11:33 PM | Reply
1 billion dollars to host this even and finally it's paying off!
on: May 29, 2008 11:36 PM | Reply
dekhun to sahi is mein aisa kya hai jis ne hindustan ke ladko ko pagal kiya hua hai.
are bhai baat to bilkul sahi hai.
on: May 29, 2008 11:37 PM | Reply
I wonder is she wearing a piercing there?
It'd be difficult to pass through that small ring into that tiny hole.
on: May 29, 2008 11:38 PM | Reply
yeh ass mughe de de preeti, mai is par batting karonga.
on: May 29, 2008 11:40 PM | Reply
He thinks why ness invest money in Ipl. East or West prity ass is the best.
on: May 29, 2008 11:42 PM | Reply
So here's a 50-50 in a 20-20 series.
on: May 29, 2008 11:43 PM | Reply
"Lalit MoDICK needs this Pretty ZintASS"
on: May 29, 2008 11:50 PM | Reply
oh my! so this is the secret of kings xi succes
on: May 29, 2008 11:52 PM | Reply
"The length of this long pitch exceeds the radius of my balls, will be fun to play long drives"
on: May 29, 2008 11:54 PM | Reply
ohh yea ms bombastic its fantastic...lets play the ass game and i will give you 100% taste of my testis :) i am mr lova lova :p
on: May 29, 2008 11:55 PM | Reply
Gaand hai ki Brahmaand hai!
on: May 30, 2008 12:16 AM | Reply
let me lick this ass
on: May 30, 2008 12:21 AM | Reply
wah!! gaand !!
on: May 30, 2008 12:21 AM | Reply
Nice dress! Could I talk you out of it?
on: May 30, 2008 12:24 AM | Reply
iski green pitch par mughe batting karni hai.bhai wadia 1 million for 1 night.
on: May 30, 2008 12:24 AM | Reply
I thought I was the BIGGEST one!
on: May 30, 2008 12:25 AM | Reply
Ness(cessarily) its the best ASSet at stake... Come on you Kings XI your Yuvraj (prince) has already felt it!!
on: May 30, 2008 12:26 AM | Reply
HAHAHA! I am still the biggest of them all!
on: May 30, 2008 12:32 AM | Reply
The ASS with the hole!!
on: May 30, 2008 12:33 AM | Reply
modi is thinking that
this ass is the right trophy for the winner team trophy.
on: May 30, 2008 12:42 AM | Reply
I Think you could fart silently..thats until i got myself a hearing AID!!!
on: May 30, 2008 12:43 AM | Reply
Now...Dats what I call DLF Maxi-bum..Oooops!Maxi-mum ;)
on: May 30, 2008 12:43 AM | Reply
Damn!!! NO DOUBT..... This Queeny owns KINGS XI.
on: May 30, 2008 12:52 AM | Reply
wish my gay partner had an ass like that to hump!!
on: May 30, 2008 12:58 AM | Reply
1) Priety ASS..
2) Hmmm..nice place for my next ad banner..
3) Guys i found a cheer girl for the next match..
4) I should become an expert in ASS-fixing too..
5) Yeah Mama!!! shake that ass..
6) footballs on cricket field??
7) NO wonder yuvraj looks motivated!!!
8) Did she just FART??
on: May 30, 2008 12:58 AM | Reply
WHAT A DITCH FOR THIS BITCH!
I AM MODI I WILL FUCK YOU DOGGY.
on: May 30, 2008 1:00 AM | Reply
I have a bigger ass than her..
LoL indeed it is flat track, my ass is more round like a cricket ball and I'm a guy.
on: May 30, 2008 1:01 AM | Reply
Modi Says: How Can I win this Ass Trophy
on: May 30, 2008 1:02 AM | Reply
Preity ji app ke gand meri gand se gori kasa, kyu na ho Modo ji , har roz chtati aur marati jo hu
on: May 30, 2008 1:03 AM | Reply
so this is the real motivating factor for kings Xi punjab!
on: May 30, 2008 1:04 AM | Reply
"Let Yuvraj hit the balls on the field while I can hit these off the field"
"Thank God Yuvraj didn't see these buns otherwise these would have been smashed all over the park"
"I wonder why doesn't Ness Wadia hits half as good as Yuvraj"
on: May 30, 2008 1:05 AM | Reply
IPL
"Indian Peeping-Tom's League"
on: May 30, 2008 1:06 AM | Reply
let mee think !! how can she adjust all in one.. umm..
on: May 30, 2008 1:07 AM | Reply
Halla Bol!!!!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:08 AM | Reply
Hey Honey, I wonder if that sexy seat is empty ?
on: May 30, 2008 1:08 AM | Reply
Ness tu lele sare cash,per mujhe de preity ka sexy ass.
on: May 30, 2008 1:13 AM | Reply
ipl's chairmain PLEASURE....to watch the TREASURE(zinta's ass)...
on: May 30, 2008 1:16 AM | Reply
Man am making money in IPL now....But if I had an ASS like that....I'd make a helluva lot MORE... HA HA HA HA HA
on: May 30, 2008 1:20 AM | Reply
"I can see a Foot Ball in the Cricket match."
on: May 30, 2008 1:21 AM | Reply
now i can visualise why sree and bhajji are fighting.....
on: May 30, 2008 1:22 AM | Reply
I'll bang that ass with my bat!
on: May 30, 2008 1:23 AM | Reply
Blimey Bums! I love the IPL:Inbetween Preity's Legs !
on: May 30, 2008 1:27 AM | Reply
Priety ZintASS is bindASS
(Priety Zinta's ass is bindass)
on: May 30, 2008 1:30 AM | Reply
An ASS in need is an ASS indeed!!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:31 AM | Reply
Gateway to heaven.
on: May 30, 2008 1:32 AM | Reply
priety ka ASS
I wann'a BASH
on: May 30, 2008 1:32 AM | Reply
ass ke sath ash kar !!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:34 AM | Reply
Since Modi is from rajasthan, i presume his thoughts would be in Hindi...
"Ass aas( hope) ki baat hai..."
on: May 30, 2008 1:35 AM | Reply
a) Heaven in sight
b) Backdoor of Heaven
c) Is she wearing a Diaper?
on: May 30, 2008 1:36 AM | Reply
aaass ho to ayse . . .
on: May 30, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply
Hey.. I remember seeing that one on Debonairblog.com
on: May 30, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply
Lalit's thought - Now i know why Ness named his airlines " GO AIR"
on: May 30, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply
better then ipl trophy :P
on: May 30, 2008 1:38 AM | Reply
The Caption Can be
"Now This Is What I Call An ASS!!"
on: May 30, 2008 1:39 AM | Reply
lalit would say:
so this is the factory which is producing so much boune
on: May 30, 2008 1:41 AM | Reply
This Gand is better than mohali ground!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:44 AM | Reply
I have two red balls to play in these two red and round pitches and no matter if rain comes from my balls...
on: May 30, 2008 1:45 AM | Reply
That's one smart ass!!!!!!!!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:46 AM | Reply
Her team is doing pretty good.Wonder if the secret lies in here?
on: May 30, 2008 1:50 AM | Reply
Caption 1: Hmm I wonder if that is part of my Commissioner Perks Package?
Caption 2: Hmm Jabhi Tuuu, Chalo Kabhi Tuuu ;)
on: May 30, 2008 1:55 AM | Reply
Uppar intna bada gadda hai to niche to khai hogyi
on: May 30, 2008 1:57 AM | Reply
Perfect Pitch for batting and i woluld like to open the innings as opener???
on: May 30, 2008 1:58 AM | Reply
kaanta laga..i can see something red
on: May 30, 2008 1:58 AM | Reply
Ohh..my God..
Dimples on back tOO...
on: May 30, 2008 1:59 AM | Reply
Ash to nahi mili... chalo Ass se kaam chala lete hain !!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:59 AM | Reply
So, thats what guys shag on 3 times a day!!!!
on: May 30, 2008 2:00 AM | Reply
i have two entries
one in english
and one in punjabi
in english
"If this were the pitch,there would always be centuries"
in punjabi
chakkey maar tey gaand phaar
on: May 30, 2008 2:00 AM | Reply
its a one stump pitch and i wanna like to place the my stump
on: May 30, 2008 2:02 AM | Reply
My Dream Cum True of IPL (Intercourse Priety Lalit)
on: May 30, 2008 2:02 AM | Reply
Lucky team..kings IX... finest ass for finest wins.. wat a prize..
on: May 30, 2008 2:03 AM | Reply
Lalit modi : i am lucky.hereafter i will only bowl preety jinta,s ball(boobs).and i put my bat into the safe and soft bag(pussy).never get it back.
on: May 30, 2008 2:06 AM | Reply
He must be thinking, "teri butt aur mera bat" :P
on: May 30, 2008 2:07 AM | Reply
25000 will b fine to bang this ass..
no.. 20000... quite common ass..
on: May 30, 2008 2:07 AM | Reply
BUTS best hai mere liye....
on: May 30, 2008 2:07 AM | Reply
Cute Ass as Cute Face...
on: May 30, 2008 2:08 AM | Reply
"Now! that is a 'Jack Pot'"
on: May 30, 2008 2:09 AM | Reply
thinking to fix the match instead of the preeti's ass.
on: May 30, 2008 2:10 AM | Reply
Kaash IPL mai Preity ki auction hoti, I would have been the highest bidder!
on: May 30, 2008 2:12 AM | Reply
"Everybody knows that I am an ass man"
or
"Wow! I wish this meat can meet my meat"
or
"Love to lick those buns off"
on: May 30, 2008 2:12 AM | Reply
"are there dimples too?"
on: May 30, 2008 2:14 AM | Reply
YE PITCH PE MUJHE BATING KARNE KO MILE TO ME.............ICC ME SE ISTIFA DE KAR CRICKETER BAN JAU....
on: May 30, 2008 2:15 AM | Reply
ness ke maje hai jo priety ki priety ass milti hai.....
on: May 30, 2008 2:16 AM | Reply
Some more of the captions:
Thats not a bad offer !!! (Modi thinking after Priety offered her Ass for the IPL cup :-)
Lucky NESS to get that ASS
on: May 30, 2008 2:17 AM | Reply
yeh!!!!1 gaand mujhe de de preettiiiii.....yeh gaand mujhe de..de.
on: May 30, 2008 2:17 AM | Reply
GROUND PITCH KI TARAH YE PITCH BHI HUM ICC WALO KO MATCH SE PEHLE CHECK KARNE KI IZAJAT MILE TO MAZA AA JAYE.........
on: May 30, 2008 2:18 AM | Reply
ye gand mujhe de de preeti...
on: May 30, 2008 2:19 AM | Reply
Caption -
"Ever wonder where they got the idea for Jurassic Park?"
on: May 30, 2008 2:22 AM | Reply
"Now i know, where to park my car !!"
on: May 30, 2008 2:23 AM | Reply
"Tshirt from IPL- $40
Glasses from Pearl Vision- $200
Forgetting the dabonairblog can post this snap - Priceless"
on: May 30, 2008 2:33 AM | Reply
Kadpde hai laal,
Gaand hai kamaal,
Aaja godh mein Preeto rani,
Lund mera hai behaal...
on: May 30, 2008 2:34 AM | Reply
I wonder what that paper fallen on the ground is. Let me take a look!!!
on: May 30, 2008 2:35 AM | Reply
“Now if only I had a flashlight I could find my ass.”
on: May 30, 2008 2:37 AM | Reply
A hug and a kiss can satisfy ur team members.but ur back n ur boobs only can satisfy the IPL chief aka myself
on: May 30, 2008 2:39 AM | Reply
baaaap re.. if i were her jeans.. :)
on: May 30, 2008 2:40 AM | Reply
what a masterpiece !!!
on: May 30, 2008 2:43 AM | Reply
HEY PRIETY I WANT TO PUT MY SHORT MID WICKET IN YOUR DEEP GULLY
on: May 30, 2008 2:45 AM | Reply
"Tshirt from coke- $30
Glasses from Pearl Vision- $200
Getting a picture of her ass: priceless"
on: May 30, 2008 2:46 AM | Reply
Ness, I'm sorry for this MESS !
on: May 30, 2008 2:50 AM | Reply
"Well, I'm lot looking at those u idiots, I'm just thinking about my dinner"
on: May 30, 2008 2:53 AM | Reply
he would say:
i am flat on this flat ass
on: May 30, 2008 2:55 AM | Reply
1) naughty modi....
2) mighty ass of king's 11...
3) modi and punjabi ass mystery...
on: May 30, 2008 3:05 AM | Reply
Who wants to watch cricket if this is in front of you !!
on: May 30, 2008 3:23 AM | Reply
"Deal: lets lose dis match guys"
on: May 30, 2008 3:25 AM | Reply
i think lalit modi didnt watch the clip of priety having a shower before.
on: May 30, 2008 3:29 AM | Reply
Gujju boy saying " Dil le gayi kudi punjabdi !!! "
on: May 30, 2008 3:29 AM | Reply
Earned enough from IPL, now I can buy this piece of ***.
on: May 30, 2008 3:33 AM | Reply
wow, thats the best mascot of the IPL..
on: May 30, 2008 3:38 AM | Reply
1) I wish I could play for the Punjab Kings - anything for a hug from this babe.
2) With an ass like that, who needs cheerleaders?
3) This gives me a new business idea - a Women's IPL league!
on: May 30, 2008 3:50 AM | Reply
How much damage has yuvraj done???
on: May 30, 2008 4:02 AM | Reply
if only my wife had an ass like that!
on: May 30, 2008 4:03 AM | Reply
Yes..baby swing it for me
on: May 30, 2008 4:05 AM | Reply
priety's ass auctioned KINGS XI" COCK invited
on: May 30, 2008 4:05 AM | Reply
ur arse looks sore,was ness bad to u baby!
on: May 30, 2008 4:26 AM | Reply
1) Ness? Ness!!? There U are !
2) Is that DebonairBlog.com written on your ass preity ?
3) (Lalit's mind) Aesi gaand ke liye toh main pura IPL bech daalun..
4) Achcha .. toh aaj pink kachchi pehen ke aayi hai ...
Bravo !!
Great Pic..
i read a lot of great captions here ..
Hope i win :)
on: May 30, 2008 4:39 AM | Reply
Tum mujhe gand do, main tumhe IPL doomga!!!!!
on: May 30, 2008 5:14 AM | Reply
Allright folks! The bidding for this one starts at... five hundred thousand dollars...
on: May 30, 2008 7:53 AM | Reply
hmm....Red Panties...wearing your team colours ?
on: May 30, 2008 8:03 AM | Reply
Yeh ARSE Pretty ZINDA hey!!!!
(this arse is pretty full of life!1)
on: May 30, 2008 8:06 AM | Reply
Did you sit on my mobile? Its missing..
on: May 30, 2008 8:10 AM | Reply
**I Hope Ness Haven't Used this Part**
on: May 30, 2008 8:20 AM | Reply
oh my god…..thats a dildo poking ……….she forgot 2 take it out
on: May 30, 2008 8:29 AM | Reply
Iss Gand Ke Sadke,
Launde Punjab de fadke,
Baari Baari is par chad ke,
Jeet hi lenge IPL ye kadke.
on: May 30, 2008 8:32 AM | Reply
Ye hai Landistaan meri jaan.
on: May 30, 2008 8:41 AM | Reply
I am out ABC - Ass Before Cricket
on: May 30, 2008 8:42 AM | Reply
Two bouncers in a row! God, give me a free hit!
on: May 30, 2008 8:43 AM | Reply
Lalit: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
on: May 30, 2008 8:44 AM | Reply
Its Playtime! - Get the covers off this pitch!
on: May 30, 2008 8:45 AM | Reply
Modi is thiking: I've come here to do two things, chew some bubble gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
on: May 30, 2008 8:45 AM | Reply
will make century, mostly with sixers, on this pitch.
on: May 30, 2008 8:46 AM | Reply
Lalit:
Some of the holes are easier than others!!!
on: May 30, 2008 9:18 AM | Reply
That has to be on my next auction.
on: May 30, 2008 9:44 AM | Reply
"Sreeshanth ko Bolte hai Vaseline Leke aao :) "
on: May 30, 2008 9:53 AM | Reply
If not I am lucky enough to watch it from inside,I will watch it from outside :)
on: May 30, 2008 9:54 AM | Reply
The pitch is too damp for me to play
on: May 30, 2008 9:57 AM | Reply
ohh the hidden reason of sucess for kings xi-
huge ba(ASS)k UP
on: May 30, 2008 10:01 AM | Reply
IPL - In Preity's Legs
on: May 30, 2008 10:02 AM | Reply
Modi would say" This Ass is So different than shown in Movies,In reality my wife's Ass is better than her.
on: May 30, 2008 10:05 AM | Reply
"Hold on a second Preity...there's a bee sitting on your bum. Let me kill it! You will feel a slap, but it’s for your own good!”
on: May 30, 2008 10:05 AM | Reply
"Kaash ki ye mil jaati to IPL karwana safal ho jaata"
or
"Kaash ki ye mil jaati to ye jeevan safal ho jaata"
on: May 30, 2008 10:06 AM | Reply
1. Saala, banner lagaane ki sabse achchi site toh Ness le gaya.
2. Showcased by IPL , spomsored by Godrej.
3. Wish Ness' Ass was as fuller.
on: May 30, 2008 10:07 AM | Reply
that's my citi moment of success
on: May 30, 2008 10:10 AM | Reply
what a DUG OUT for Kings !!!!
on: May 30, 2008 10:11 AM | Reply
1) if i were adi chopra i would make a film titled TUSH-AN
2) Now i know where the KingsXI get their 'backing' from
3) I wish i were the Mohali grounds lounge where you rest your A$$ET
4) pREITY SURE IS AN A$$ET TO THE KINGSXI
on: May 30, 2008 10:16 AM | Reply
aSS-a-SIN ?
on: May 30, 2008 10:21 AM | Reply
T-20 "as good Ass it gets"
on: May 30, 2008 10:27 AM | Reply
Hmmm.. its gettin bigger and bigger, ever since I started playing with it..
on: May 30, 2008 10:30 AM | Reply
When you have an ASS like this, who needs big tits ?
on: May 30, 2008 11:14 AM | Reply
Your ass is not well shaped as I expected, but I can make it better looking by squeezing
on: May 30, 2008 11:15 AM | Reply
Lalit Modi with the Pitch Report in an excited tone-
"These cracks are sure to nicely open up with some good batting and assist not only the slow and medium pacers but also the fast and quick ones. We hope to witness a Preity hot cuntest here between the balls and the bats"
on: May 30, 2008 11:19 AM | Reply
Hmmm ! I wish I do rather be captain of King's IX !!!
Voila ! Next time I will put an Yuvraj mask !!!
Hmm ! Better to be a captain than commissioner !!!
on: May 30, 2008 11:20 AM | Reply
I would love to bowl my balls on this bouncy pitch :D
on: May 30, 2008 11:29 AM | Reply
Preity IPL mein Badi ASS (Hopes) Lekar Aayee!!!:)
on: May 30, 2008 11:30 AM | Reply
Lalit Modi:
WOW !! Even Her Ass is Cheering For the Kings Eleven
on: May 30, 2008 11:33 AM | Reply
"To Do" or "Not To Do" that is the question
on: May 30, 2008 11:36 AM | Reply
salaam namaste!! Jiya jale Gand jale, pass aaja zara banjaooga mein tera veer :)
on: May 30, 2008 11:42 AM | Reply
jhoom barabar jhoom ,waah is Gand ka kya kehna!!
on: May 30, 2008 11:48 AM | Reply
Pretiy teri gaand mai jo masti hai kya yeh gaand bikti hai
on: May 30, 2008 11:48 AM | Reply
koi soch bhi nahi sakta itni sundar gaand wali ladki itna ganda paad sakti hai
on: May 30, 2008 11:49 AM | Reply
yuvraj, lee, sangrakara, marsh, pomersbasch, sreeshanth,VRV, irfan , hmmm....
on: May 30, 2008 12:02 PM | Reply
Pitch reporter: After days of play the pitch seems to have softened up and the cracks have widened....This can prove to be a boon for the bowlers as the balls can do quite a bit...
on: May 30, 2008 12:02 PM | Reply
1. Priety's ass better than Mohali Ground.
2. ass would cost more than IPL players in the bid
on: May 30, 2008 12:02 PM | Reply
And THEN God created men!!!
on: May 30, 2008 12:15 PM | Reply
That Sexy ass inspired many celebrities, and now its chance for all linked to IPL and of-course her own Team " Kings X1"
-- Good luck all of them amd ENJOY !!!!!
on: May 30, 2008 12:22 PM | Reply
"Kya Kehna" Priety, Kasamse Tere ass me mera ji lag gaya hai "Dil Se" . Zara chulu isse aaj to maja aajaye kya pata "Kal Ho Na Ho", Mera Dick Bole chal tere ass ko banade mera "Jaaneman" warna roj uthega ye aainda, chal kisi kone me hum kya kehti hai tu priety zinata.....
Sexy ass meri rani, nes wadia kitni karta hoga ispe apni man mani.
on: May 30, 2008 12:25 PM | Reply
Kya ass paya hai meri rani, Nea Wadia Kitna Karta hoga apni man mani, zara hume bhi to kabhi mauko do jani......
on: May 30, 2008 12:29 PM | Reply
hye man , this piece of stuff is not for auction .its for me.
on: May 30, 2008 12:38 PM | Reply
Lalit Modi : No wonder Ness is obsessed! This body can obsess a Modi!! :))
on: May 30, 2008 12:43 PM | Reply
WHAT LALIT MODI WOULD SAY:
"BUMRO BUMRO PREITY TERI GANDH MEIN MERA LUND MAARO"
IPL ROCKS DEBONAIR ROCKS
ENJOY
CHEERS
on: May 30, 2008 12:43 PM | Reply
What a BUM to cheer the leader of kings XI Punjab.
on: May 30, 2008 12:50 PM | Reply
DLF's most sexiest ASS.
on: May 30, 2008 12:52 PM | Reply
Look no further... Thats a perfect six!!!
on: May 30, 2008 12:53 PM | Reply
I would love to go in that way
on: May 30, 2008 1:00 PM | Reply
BOMBAY DYING ????
NAAAA IS PE TO FULL WORLD DYING......ME TOO..........
on: May 30, 2008 1:03 PM | Reply
is it this ass that earned so much money to pay for an ipl team
on: May 30, 2008 1:04 PM | Reply
preity what a clitty!!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:07 PM | Reply
Hmmm......... Who says Cricket is all exciting, Just look here its all NESS Rasing
on: May 30, 2008 1:08 PM | Reply
"Awwwwww yeeeeah!!!"
on: May 30, 2008 1:09 PM | Reply
preity lass ....
lovely ass ....
LOL..it modi
or
IPL ..issi pe laga
on: May 30, 2008 1:09 PM | Reply
Lalit Modi being the Commissioner of IPL.
"I will commission my keys to fit
I : Into
P : Preity's
L : Lock.
Into Preity's Lock"
on: May 30, 2008 1:11 PM | Reply
Should have taken my new cam mobile!!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:30 PM | Reply
bas itnisi??????? those kings 11 players seems to be playing just cricket............ in rajasthan we would hev given royal salute....
on: May 30, 2008 1:30 PM | Reply
Nice; But I have a better one! ;-)
on: May 30, 2008 1:32 PM | Reply
HEY SRK!!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE WITH YOUR TEAM???????
on: May 30, 2008 1:33 PM | Reply
hummm....... not my type.... bada hai to behtar hai
on: May 30, 2008 1:34 PM | Reply
So this gonna hold eleven kings and a trophy, not to forget the wickets in the end.
on: May 30, 2008 1:36 PM | Reply
Lalit Modi:
"Yeh hai asli 'manoranjan kaa baap"
on: May 30, 2008 1:42 PM | Reply
Its..Preity Back here aswell
on: May 30, 2008 1:44 PM | Reply
Thats From where all the money for Chandigarh came !!! It must be expensive ...
on: May 30, 2008 1:47 PM | Reply
ness ki coffee mera kya pani kaam chai?
on: May 30, 2008 1:47 PM | Reply
Khade land pe dhoka!
on: May 30, 2008 1:48 PM | Reply
Nice Maidan(ground) to play
on: May 30, 2008 1:48 PM | Reply
How about a Test Match in that tight ass?
on: May 30, 2008 1:53 PM | Reply
I wish to ride this double decker.
on: May 30, 2008 1:54 PM | Reply
your anal reflex is better than the reflexes of the fielders
on: May 30, 2008 1:54 PM | Reply
u & v...yuvi & ness sab dhoonthye rah jaoge.
on: May 30, 2008 1:55 PM | Reply
Woowww Ass or Pass for IPL???
on: May 30, 2008 1:56 PM | Reply
dats the real mtivating factor for kingzz 11
on: May 30, 2008 1:59 PM | Reply
No wonder the boys are playing well, even I would do wonders for that ass.
on: May 30, 2008 2:02 PM | Reply
"Face is Good, Let me see the ASS...
Hmmm Its PREETY".
on: May 30, 2008 2:09 PM | Reply
Saale Yuvraj teri tho fir balle balle
on: May 30, 2008 2:10 PM | Reply
What an ASS she has and what an ASS Wadia is to let it LOOSE !!!
on: May 30, 2008 2:12 PM | Reply
Aaj ka Pitch Report 1:
"The batting track would be fair & curvy with a big crack right in between the pitch... and man what a crack it is ;-)"
on: May 30, 2008 2:16 PM | Reply
i think that he is a greedy man nd wish to sex with her.
on: May 30, 2008 2:20 PM | Reply
Forget Ness (wadia) i wanna play chess on ur ass
on: May 30, 2008 2:21 PM | Reply
Forget Ness (Wadia) Lets play chess on ur ass
on: May 30, 2008 2:22 PM | Reply
caption:
Oh!! preity's ass has the exact curves as my penis.Great match.
on: May 30, 2008 2:23 PM | Reply
two cricket pitcheas wow next ipl on those
on: May 30, 2008 2:24 PM | Reply
hmmmmmmmm
This is the Success (Sex Sex) curve of King's 11 Punjab
on: May 30, 2008 2:28 PM | Reply
Slap It ! Worth the risk.;).if bhajji got away with 5 one dayers.You got nothin to loose dude ! ;)
on: May 30, 2008 2:28 PM | Reply
wowwwwwww
what photo
what ass preity can i press
on: May 30, 2008 2:29 PM | Reply
Knocking on heavens door!
on: May 30, 2008 2:29 PM | Reply
Why watching people playing with a single ball, when i have two ??
on: May 30, 2008 2:32 PM | Reply
Mere Desh ki Dharati !??!
on: May 30, 2008 2:32 PM | Reply
lalit modi must be saying "OH, that is smaller than mine."
on: May 30, 2008 2:32 PM | Reply
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
on: May 30, 2008 2:34 PM | Reply
Thats for what bomaby dyeing DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
on: May 30, 2008 2:37 PM | Reply
hi... preety...junior lalit in my pants is modi-fied.
on: May 30, 2008 2:38 PM | Reply
Hmmmm . . . . .Now thats an ass you dont get to spank everyday !
on: May 30, 2008 2:45 PM | Reply
" IF ONLY THIS WAS ON AUCTION !!"
on: May 30, 2008 2:48 PM | Reply
Hmmmm . . . .the field looks good ,i wonder hows the pitch report
on: May 30, 2008 2:49 PM | Reply
ipl's cause & effect MODI-FRICATION
on: May 30, 2008 2:51 PM | Reply
1- Hey Bhagwan! The Preety Ass I Had Last Night Was of Preity.
2- I'm Proud of My Dick, which made this Ass Bigger in Just One Fuck.
3- My Pole Will Love To Go In This Hole
on: May 30, 2008 2:56 PM | Reply
naam mera nahi lalit modi
agar priety ki gand na chodi
on: May 30, 2008 2:56 PM | Reply
LALIT MODI AFTER SEEING PRIETY's ASS : iski aisi hai to iskey bhaii ki kaisi hogi...:p hahahahahah
on: May 30, 2008 3:01 PM | Reply
Lalit Modi looking for a six shot in preeti's back
on: May 30, 2008 3:02 PM | Reply
!!!!!!! WoW!!!!!!!!!!!
on: May 30, 2008 3:04 PM | Reply
Finally, a good pitch for me to ball!
on: May 30, 2008 3:04 PM | Reply
What an ass? I am an asshole to keep quite all these days.
on: May 30, 2008 3:05 PM | Reply
350 crore for this preity(pretty)gand
on: May 30, 2008 3:07 PM | Reply
Oh ya .... shake it baby shake it
!! Just like tat !!
on: May 30, 2008 3:07 PM | Reply
Can i place my black stump in that bouncy pitch?
on: May 30, 2008 3:10 PM | Reply
My Target: 1 ass in 2 balls!
only 1 wicket remaining!..
on: May 30, 2008 3:15 PM | Reply
Hmmmm... They seem to be little bit bigger then the last time I saw them.. :-)
on: May 30, 2008 3:22 PM | Reply
Have she got dimples there too??
on: May 30, 2008 3:28 PM | Reply
No...No...No Priety. Footballs are
not allowed in to the Cricket Stadium.
on: May 30, 2008 3:32 PM | Reply
god pls me give this kind of ass, so ness wadia can have fun with me also
on: May 30, 2008 3:34 PM | Reply
"Ass I like put it ASScross, slogging your Ass can have different effects, look what happened to mine and look at hers.I'll have to be more ASSociated with her to catch the ASSction in IPL (Inbetween Priety's legs.)"
on: May 30, 2008 3:38 PM | Reply
I wish I cud the inner to be in touch always..
on: May 30, 2008 3:40 PM | Reply
Not bad ness good work, but i could have done some wonders too.
on: May 30, 2008 3:41 PM | Reply
Wawooooo !!! Its look like Prity's Ass.
on: May 30, 2008 3:42 PM | Reply
Lalit Modi would say "Hey Preity, Ness Wadia not doing much on your Ass."
on: May 30, 2008 3:42 PM | Reply
Lalit = Agar match lost kar gaye toh ness aur mein yehe chup jayengey..
on: May 30, 2008 3:44 PM | Reply
i would like to have a FREE-HIT
if NESS bowls a NOBALL
on: May 30, 2008 3:44 PM | Reply
'wow! what an ass to fill my cum'
on: May 30, 2008 3:47 PM | Reply
punya mokshh karna ke leya tummara
gand
on: May 30, 2008 3:48 PM | Reply
The Size of this ASS seems to have increased compared to when I saw it before the IPL started.
on: May 30, 2008 3:49 PM | Reply
1) IPL nahin..
Ye Preity ka Ass hey Manuranjan Ka Iasli Samaan...
on: May 30, 2008 3:49 PM | Reply
Did Yuvi by any chance...ahhmm...?!?!?
on: May 30, 2008 3:52 PM | Reply
Ness Wadia would say: Excuse me, zaara khol kar dikhaienge. Mera lund nahin mila raha shayad yahin ho
on: May 30, 2008 3:53 PM | Reply
pehle dekha hota to mohali ki payment kind mein le leta
on: May 30, 2008 3:55 PM | Reply
My Face, your Arse, same difference.
on: May 30, 2008 3:57 PM | Reply
Caption:-
1)hmm nw i wonder y Bhajji
slapped shreesanth!!!
I guess Shreesanth must hav told Bhajji he had no more rights on punjab teams ASSets!!!!!!!!!
2)is dis da strong base coz of which punjab wins close matches n are in da semis???????
on: May 30, 2008 4:03 PM | Reply
Thats what separates the IPL from ICL .
on: May 30, 2008 4:10 PM | Reply
aah.. ness has left sumthing for me there, eh?
on: May 30, 2008 4:16 PM | Reply
ohh.........a celebrity ass can also fart......gr8
on: May 30, 2008 4:17 PM | Reply
She got that ass n got the money.
If she wants to win the game
Yuvraj needs to fuck that ass.
So Mr Modi ur not so lucky.......
on: May 30, 2008 4:21 PM | Reply
priety ne aaj apni gaand nahi doiya bahut basa rahi hai.
on: May 30, 2008 4:22 PM | Reply
Let the King's 11 take the front, I am the 12th Man, I deserve the rear.
on: May 30, 2008 4:22 PM | Reply
Modi: Preity aaja meri godi mein.
on: May 30, 2008 4:22 PM | Reply
preetty woman........dekho dekho nah...pretty woman
on: May 30, 2008 4:22 PM | Reply
I want to see those hidden dimples behind the red clothes. Those must be exrtavegant to incurre all prize money of IPL Tournament. Don't Care, let the world know other part of Liril Girl
on: May 30, 2008 4:25 PM | Reply
India Preety LASS (IPL)
has a nice ASS
on: May 30, 2008 4:27 PM | Reply
Interesting assets u got there .....Miss Zinta
on: May 30, 2008 4:29 PM | Reply
sajna aay mehfil asaan tairi gand la-ee saja ee aay .
on: May 30, 2008 4:31 PM | Reply
PRITI JASI ASS MERI ZINDGI MAIN AAYE TO, MERI PENIS KI BAAT BAN JAYE.
on: May 30, 2008 4:37 PM | Reply
I wish I could have those two buns for dinner
on: May 30, 2008 4:43 PM | Reply
" HAMARE JAIPUR MEIN KAHAT HAI 'ISKI ASS
USKI ASS
DEKHI SABH KI ASS
NAHI DEKHI KAHI BHI ISKE JASI ASS' "
on: May 30, 2008 4:43 PM | Reply
it seems either yuvraj or ness is impotent, the figure hasnt changed much since IPL began
on: May 30, 2008 4:43 PM | Reply
If those were Cricket Balls, "I would be wearing the Purple Cap" - Modi
on: May 30, 2008 4:46 PM | Reply
22 players are sharing that stupid ground and this ground is reserved for only 1 guy??? very unfair yaar...
on: May 30, 2008 4:49 PM | Reply
Man thats betterthen the cheerleaders!! innnit??
on: May 30, 2008 4:53 PM | Reply
I am genius guys.. I found the trophy for the next IPL season
on: May 30, 2008 4:53 PM | Reply
That ass is my destiny.
on: May 30, 2008 4:55 PM | Reply
"Wonder wht would be the Auction amount for tht??"
on: May 30, 2008 4:57 PM | Reply
No non-performing ASS-ets as far as far as the Kings XI are concerned eh? Hmm...may be we should make this an icon...It sure performs better than Laxman!
on: May 30, 2008 5:00 PM | Reply
Ye gand mujhe de de zinta
on: May 30, 2008 5:01 PM | Reply
Kings-XI ki safalta ka raj hai ye gaand. Agar mujhe de de to trophy Kings-XI ka dilwadonga.
on: May 30, 2008 5:03 PM | Reply
1) IPL = "Instant Preity Leisure"
Long live IPL.
2) My "red Pass" should've access to these parts of the field too :)
on: May 30, 2008 5:06 PM | Reply
Can I fuck you after Yuvi....
on: May 30, 2008 5:06 PM | Reply
1) IPL = "Instant Priety Leisure" :)
Long Live IPL
2) My "Red Pass" should've access to these parts of the fields too.
on: May 30, 2008 5:09 PM | Reply
MY NEW LAP-TOP!!!
on: May 30, 2008 5:10 PM | Reply
Comment "Arey yaar aise ass to meri biwi ki bhi nahi hai"
on: May 30, 2008 5:11 PM | Reply
On this "Grassy Pitch", Let the "Ball(s)" "Swing", Play on the "Front Foot", "Shot" in the "Deep Gully" ... and you are "OUT" ;-)
on: May 30, 2008 5:13 PM | Reply
modi would be saying 'urs is bigger than mine'.
on: May 30, 2008 5:15 PM | Reply
1) yeh 20-20 hei,, Ya 20+20 (40) !!!
2) the secret of preety's win
3) Kya item hey YAAR !!
4) Aasiq Banaya Apne !!
on: May 30, 2008 5:15 PM | Reply
Ness needs to learn how to work those buns
on: May 30, 2008 5:21 PM | Reply
Her Ass is as cute as her cheeks.I hope she has a dimple there too.She has real punjabi touch.
on: May 30, 2008 5:21 PM | Reply
Wish I cod Have this for a winner Trophy
on: May 30, 2008 5:24 PM | Reply
hasina k gand se pasina...
on: May 30, 2008 5:24 PM | Reply
well for commenting about this pic... the caption which came in my mind is
"Is ko Baja Dala... To Life Jeenga Laala...
on: May 30, 2008 5:26 PM | Reply
Let 'em Win or Whine,
Her ass must be mine!
P.S: Them refers to KingsXIPunjab!
on: May 30, 2008 5:27 PM | Reply
Mohali ka yeh Ma-hole kaise hoga ????
on: May 30, 2008 5:30 PM | Reply
If this would have been the Pitch, I would have been the best Player.
on: May 30, 2008 5:35 PM | Reply
" Now i understand why Ness Wadia is always at her back :) "
on: May 30, 2008 5:35 PM | Reply
Aisi Ass ki Aas mein
on: May 30, 2008 5:35 PM | Reply
"Tum samnay khray raho... palkain meri jam jaaein..."
on: May 30, 2008 5:38 PM | Reply
" Aaaila........Itna Bada.??"
on: May 30, 2008 5:38 PM | Reply
I'm sure there's enough room for mine 2 apart from all Punjab King's Eleven.
IPL = "Instant Prick Leisure"
on: May 30, 2008 5:50 PM | Reply
Ness have u seen this ASS
on: May 30, 2008 5:53 PM | Reply
how in the earth she has such an ass
on: May 30, 2008 5:55 PM | Reply
THE ARSE THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND DICKS.
on: May 30, 2008 5:56 PM | Reply
OH, GREAT WANT TO SQUESE THESE HOT BOLLY WOOD BUNS AND JUST WANT TO MELT MI HOT MONSTER IN THE CRAVES....."
on: May 30, 2008 5:56 PM | Reply
with an ass like that who need cheerleaders!!!
on: May 30, 2008 5:58 PM | Reply
Caption:
Mama mia, wonder if her ass is still a virgin!!!
on: May 30, 2008 6:00 PM | Reply
does the number on the jersey match the size of that ass
on: May 30, 2008 6:01 PM | Reply
one ass looking at the other
on: May 30, 2008 6:04 PM | Reply
IPL trophy for me this year....
on: May 30, 2008 6:06 PM | Reply
Its bigger than what i thought of!!!!
on: May 30, 2008 6:06 PM | Reply
1) We should introduce brown cap for the best ass competition!
2) Her ass is the greatest revelation of IPL!
3) I want to buy this franchise!
on: May 30, 2008 6:08 PM | Reply
-- MODI: WHAT AN ASS! FINAL MATCH FIX FOR MOHALI! --
on: May 30, 2008 6:08 PM | Reply
Wadia know!Preity's behind secret of happi'ness'
on: May 30, 2008 6:10 PM | Reply
"Agay say indian film, peechay say Pashto film, Ganguli ko choro, ye film daikho!!"
"Chak day is India nu!"
"Doorie na rahay koi, aaj itnay kareb aao, main tum pay charh jaon, tum mujh pay charh jao"
on: May 30, 2008 6:12 PM | Reply
hmm not a bad venue for the next IPL season.hope its not too grassy
on: May 30, 2008 6:12 PM | Reply
My first choice:
"Damn these sponsors; They will cover anything of Interest!"
My Second Choice:
"When she leads, the team really has pretty incentives to follow"
on: May 30, 2008 6:15 PM | Reply
aap ki pitch aur mera bat and balls
on: May 30, 2008 6:18 PM | Reply
kaash
on: May 30, 2008 6:22 PM | Reply
heard kings IX r having a melon party everynight... by the look of it, it's true..
on: May 30, 2008 6:28 PM | Reply
He Will say..
2 balls 2 big into cricket
on: May 30, 2008 6:33 PM | Reply
1."Deep Excavation Ahead"
2."Park Your Rod In the Right Slot"
3."I would Like to Bat First On this Pitch"
4."Danger 11000V"
on: May 30, 2008 6:35 PM | Reply
I would give up my seat for that Heat"
on: May 30, 2008 6:37 PM | Reply
u people r really crazy.without seeing the face u guys r sure its preitys ass.
then shut the face and hit the ass.
on: May 30, 2008 6:42 PM | Reply
Thats the way to raise TRP's, Bad luck Kapil
on: May 30, 2008 6:47 PM | Reply
Those jeans must be branded..holdin that ass aint an easy job
on: May 30, 2008 6:48 PM | Reply
Wonder if the cricket ball can be putted in this hole?
on: May 30, 2008 6:51 PM | Reply
ARGHH!!!!
its not that great!!I HAVE HAD BETTER ONES!!!--LALIT MODI
on: May 30, 2008 6:53 PM | Reply
Lalit Modi will say "So this ass is the secret of yuvi and his boys energy"
on: May 30, 2008 6:53 PM | Reply
The Queens ASS can play better than KINGS 11 !
on: May 30, 2008 6:55 PM | Reply
wy wasnt i invited wen u got auctioned..
on: May 30, 2008 6:55 PM | Reply
gosh!! preity is gainin weight ;)
on: May 30, 2008 6:58 PM | Reply
Igues i must go to the washroom..STAY DOWN partner!!
on: May 30, 2008 7:03 PM | Reply
OH!!!..i hope the cheer leaders have PRIETY asses like this one...
on: May 30, 2008 7:08 PM | Reply
Lalit modi must me wonderin 'HOw many have vanished inside tat huge ass,I wish I cud be one of d lucky 1 2 go der '
on: May 30, 2008 7:08 PM | Reply
Hmm!! How many would have fucked that ass???
on: May 30, 2008 7:09 PM | Reply
That's where the next IPL will be played !!!
on: May 30, 2008 7:10 PM | Reply
Agar yeah itni sexy hai tou iska boyfriend kitna sexy hoga :P
on: May 30, 2008 7:14 PM | Reply
" Wow! She really slogged her Ass Off for the Kings "
on: May 30, 2008 7:17 PM | Reply
Shake that ass for me!!
on: May 30, 2008 7:20 PM | Reply
uhhhhhhhhhhhh............., kash main nesh hata.....
on: May 30, 2008 7:26 PM | Reply
1.Did someone tamper with the ball?? I need to check !!
2.A Dream Come True
3.I want IN
4.Hmmmm, how much? :D
on: May 30, 2008 7:27 PM | Reply
Sab ko Baantti hai, hum ko Daanti hai !!!
on: May 30, 2008 7:29 PM | Reply
Lalit says :- Can this be hit for DLF maximum Sixes ?
on: May 30, 2008 7:30 PM | Reply
its not IPL...its IAL..aka Indian Ass League. where the cheerleaders and the celebrities are showing their smoking asses...:)
on: May 30, 2008 7:33 PM | Reply
Bulla sorry Balla kahan gumaun ??
on: May 30, 2008 7:41 PM | Reply
i won 20 : 20
on: May 30, 2008 7:41 PM | Reply
Can this ASS is catchable if not the ball? (Cricket ball is small in size !!!!)
on: May 30, 2008 7:46 PM | Reply
lalit would be a mast fit!
on: May 30, 2008 7:47 PM | Reply
"IPL!!! Indian Preity League"
on: May 30, 2008 7:51 PM | Reply
I think, modi is searching for cheerleader for the final match in mumbai and both are going through that procedure
on: May 30, 2008 7:55 PM | Reply
im sure dat sreesanth cried for not gettin some of dat...
on: May 30, 2008 8:02 PM | Reply
Lalit Jee Match dekhiay
Huh?? Match??? What Match???
Or
A little batting practice in that pitch could be fun
on: May 30, 2008 8:04 PM | Reply
Releasing soon the superhit film PREETY KE ASS HAMARE PASS starring lalit modi,preety,and yuvi
on: May 30, 2008 8:06 PM | Reply
next auction is on this ass..poor ness!!!
on: May 30, 2008 8:06 PM | Reply
Preity ZintASS BindASS (Priety zinta's ass is bindass)
on: May 30, 2008 8:08 PM | Reply
Ness Wadia:Wish you had a GF with ass like me!
Lalit Modi:All i got is a game of bat and ball...where my balls are out of boundry for a sixer in this 20-20 ipl match!
on: May 30, 2008 8:13 PM | Reply
Pretty...Can i play a 20 20 match with my Bat(Dick) in between ur sexy Ass
on: May 30, 2008 8:13 PM | Reply
Wah preety tumhara ASS bahut KHASS hai, lagta hai isme khub MASS hai.
on: May 30, 2008 8:14 PM | Reply
Teri Tor Ne Patte Mutiyare
Jattan De Putt Saadh Ho Gaye
on: May 30, 2008 8:19 PM | Reply
Absolutely gorgeous. I used to have an arse like that !!
on: May 30, 2008 8:22 PM | Reply
That's what inspires Punjab team boys to play hard and go into the semifinals.
on: May 30, 2008 8:24 PM | Reply
Ur's is larger than my wives'!
on: May 30, 2008 8:25 PM | Reply
Can i put my pen in that stand!!
on: May 30, 2008 8:27 PM | Reply
How about:
"Bam Bam Good Bye Ma'm"
on: May 30, 2008 8:28 PM | Reply
That ass would take longer than 20 20
on: May 30, 2008 8:32 PM | Reply
Preety ASS and CASH both wow!!!!!!!! Am i Lucky?
on: May 30, 2008 8:35 PM | Reply
guess, its preity ass
on: May 30, 2008 8:41 PM | Reply
"yeh Gaaaaand muje de de...."
on: May 30, 2008 8:43 PM | Reply
Hum Nahin Sudhrenge :)
on: May 30, 2008 8:43 PM | Reply
Ideal election symbol for me!
People will certainly like to 'Log' their 'Votes' on it!
on: May 30, 2008 8:46 PM | Reply
"whats its cost"
must b above d money got yuvraj for ipl.....
on: May 30, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply
Wow I think "IPL means
Into Preity's Lock"-Modhi
on: May 30, 2008 9:01 PM | Reply
Dil Chahta Hai...
on: May 30, 2008 9:03 PM | Reply
wah wah tangdi kabab
nahi hai IPL bhi jawab
man kare chooke dekhoon
haath mein aaye kha jaoon
on: May 30, 2008 9:09 PM | Reply
Modi's thought:
"If I know what I am doing, it wouldn't be research."
as priety's ass are such researchable topic(read as objects). ;-)
on: May 30, 2008 9:17 PM | Reply
modi: All this could be mine for one low, low price!
on: May 30, 2008 9:22 PM | Reply
hmm
"Preity I wanna play on this pitch " :D
or
"Your ass round like mohali stadium.Lets play T-20 here too"
on: May 30, 2008 9:25 PM | Reply
God Damn! that ass is fine,
But it fucking belongs to Ness,
I wish that ass was mine,
Fuck her right through her dress.
on: May 30, 2008 9:36 PM | Reply
What a figure you have.It will be my Dream come true if she agrees Doggy style.I could spend my Life time earning for that Ass.
on: May 30, 2008 9:45 PM | Reply
Pinch it..just once..just pinch it...
on: May 30, 2008 9:55 PM | Reply
Gol Gol Gand pe gori kiska naam hai
Mera Lund to tere gand pe fida hai
on: May 30, 2008 10:10 PM | Reply
Wonder how much would this auction too...
on: May 30, 2008 10:10 PM | Reply
Aha More ASStonishing then Bhajji's slap
on: May 30, 2008 10:25 PM | Reply
Thats a fine case of ball tampering...
on: May 30, 2008 10:36 PM | Reply
"Its big enough to host the finals right here...."
on: May 30, 2008 10:36 PM | Reply
Wadia would wish: IS KO BAJA DALA TU LIFE JINGA LALA
on: May 30, 2008 10:40 PM | Reply
can i fit my Lund in tht ass ???? otherwise i will have to go to ness for tranning....
on: May 30, 2008 10:52 PM | Reply
where's the hole?
on: May 30, 2008 11:01 PM | Reply
The crack that bombay's ness dying to fill
on: May 30, 2008 11:05 PM | Reply
its better than mohali ground
on: May 30, 2008 11:06 PM | Reply
Wat a ass said the man!
on: May 30, 2008 11:09 PM | Reply
Hey Extra Balls r here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on: May 30, 2008 11:19 PM | Reply
1. There is lot of slips between butt and the lips.
2. hi, nice meeting you . My name is Lalit, butt you can call me Modi-ness.
on: May 30, 2008 11:31 PM | Reply
screw king's XI punjab, i'm looking at the queen's "juicy doubles" right here
on: May 30, 2008 11:35 PM | Reply
Modi thinks.. "If I could get a close picture then I would send it to Debonair Blog ... and do some sort desh sevha.."
on: May 30, 2008 11:41 PM | Reply
Modi :- "Wow!, No wonder the King's XI are pumped up, all want the Queen's two"
on: May 30, 2008 11:44 PM | Reply
Lalit Modi : " I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass "
OR
" A smart player covers his ass, a wise Owner leaves her pants on "
Or he might also be thinking " I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up your ass "
on: May 30, 2008 11:44 PM | Reply
"I never miss the huge gap between gully "
on: May 30, 2008 11:45 PM | Reply
lolzz.. Cast her in a Pashto film.. Its a blockbuster ass ... :)
on: May 30, 2008 11:45 PM | Reply
Modi :- "Wow!, No wonder the King's XI are pumped up, all want the Queen's two"
on: May 30, 2008 11:45 PM | Reply
stupid girl !!!!!!
with a ass like that she could have brought the whole PUNJAB team for free...
or
now i know why sreesanth so happy after taking that wicket
or
wish my mistress had a ass like that
on: May 30, 2008 11:48 PM | Reply
'That Ness has flattened your ass so quickly that I will think twice before humping you from behind'
on: May 30, 2008 11:50 PM | Reply
3 cheers from pretty to her team, GREAT|(mouth,cunt & ass)
on: May 31, 2008 12:05 AM | Reply
1) What a babe. No wonder Bhajji and Sreesanth went 'ass'tray.
2) Will Ness mind if I 'butt' into his business?
3) With a body like that, how many have you 'ass-ass'inated?
on: May 31, 2008 12:14 AM | Reply
LIRIL KI TAAZGI ABHI TAK?
on: May 31, 2008 12:15 AM | Reply
Fuck 20-20!!! I wanna play a whole test match with that!!!
on: May 31, 2008 12:17 AM | Reply
I wish our bowlers can swing the ball like she swings her ass !
on: May 31, 2008 12:17 AM | Reply
Oh! thats an attractive place to market something.
on: May 31, 2008 12:17 AM | Reply
Do you mind taking it off... ? ;)
on: May 31, 2008 12:18 AM | Reply
1) Where R U taking your pretty ASS? I want it RIGHT now.
2) Hey Pretty Ass..Mera Land tho bahut lamba hai, theree gaand per gusaaoo tho, theree chooth se bahar aayega.
on: May 31, 2008 12:20 AM | Reply
Win 2 pr(i)etty cups rather than than 1 IPL cup.. :-)
on: May 31, 2008 12:21 AM | Reply
Pretty ASS!!!
on: May 31, 2008 12:26 AM | Reply
caption: 1.kya cheez cut piece
2. kya ass hai yaar majaa aa gaya
on: May 31, 2008 12:27 AM | Reply
Modi's envy... Ness's Pride..
on: May 31, 2008 12:48 AM | Reply
Lalit should be thinking, whether he should be sending his cock or his head inside preity's ASS !!!!!
on: May 31, 2008 12:49 AM | Reply
Jeez...how much should I put my money on this???
on: May 31, 2008 12:51 AM | Reply
Nice WidyAss!
on: May 31, 2008 12:56 AM | Reply
To Ness
"Yeh Gaand Mujhay de de Thakur!!!!"
"Her Ass, my Horse, its a hot combination"
on: May 31, 2008 12:59 AM | Reply
LAlit Modi appealed in mind " HowASSSSSSS thaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!
on: May 31, 2008 1:15 AM | Reply
dhan dhana dhan, dhan dhanna dhan, dhan dhanna dhan, dhan dhanna dhan, dhan dhanna dhan dhan thokkenge yeh round ass
on: May 31, 2008 1:16 AM | Reply
there are some things money cant buy for every thing else there is MASTER CARD
on: May 31, 2008 1:22 AM | Reply
asshole looking at the ass to be fitted in
on: May 31, 2008 1:27 AM | Reply
Its teamwork.. Solid work done by "Kings XI Punjab".
on: May 31, 2008 1:29 AM | Reply
she has a better size of ass than my gf's
on: May 31, 2008 1:35 AM | Reply
Khaba Tatta Wada , Ke Saja Tatta Wada :- Thinking lalit
( wada = big , Khaba = left , Saja = right )
on: May 31, 2008 2:55 AM | Reply
Almost as good as Shahrukh's
on: May 31, 2008 3:07 AM | Reply
"WOW!!!! How much can that be auctioned for????"
on: May 31, 2008 3:07 AM | Reply
Preety + Modi = Ass-e-dick Reaction
on: May 31, 2008 3:19 AM | Reply
Yeh gaand mujha deda preity!
on: May 31, 2008 3:19 AM | Reply
preity's pretty ass should be IPL's tropy
on: May 31, 2008 6:14 AM | Reply
Ye Gaand hai ya bengal ki rasgulla. Karbo Larbo Karbo re. (I will do & i will fight for that sexy ass).
on: May 31, 2008 7:20 AM | Reply
those buns need to be spanked red to match that dress.
on: May 31, 2008 10:48 AM | Reply
sooch raha hoon iss kee bbhee franchize lai loon
on: May 31, 2008 10:58 AM | Reply
very very hot ass..
preeti teri gand mein mere 8" ka danda kehle ga..
i think punjab is winning bcoz preeti is giving an opportunity to every player to fuck her ass..
preeti give me also an opportunity i'll prove u that i'm better hitter than them.. muaaaaaaaaaaaaah on ur cute ass
on: May 31, 2008 10:58 AM | Reply
Lalit Modi: Perhaps I can master-mind yet another contest ~ DLF IPA (Indian Premiere Asses)
on: May 31, 2008 11:31 AM | Reply
Caption :
Mil jaye yeh gaand
chud jaye yeh raand
on: May 31, 2008 11:58 AM | Reply
Oh My god this is the tonic they are having before any match . Next time i will definatly auction this too . and i know that Mr. KINGFISHER will be the only bidder in the auction . NESS sorry Every body is DYING (BOMBAY DYING ) to have this .
on: May 31, 2008 12:10 PM | Reply
Billion Dollar eye on Million Dollar ASS
on: May 31, 2008 12:10 PM | Reply
InterASSting !
on: May 31, 2008 2:03 PM | Reply
pahle dikhati to IPL ka ful form hota
" Inside Preity's Legs"
on: May 31, 2008 3:04 PM | Reply
WoW Kya Maal Hai
Jitna Mille Lund Utna Khuaar Hai
on: May 31, 2008 3:18 PM | Reply
aaj na chooronga tujhay dum duma dum
on: May 31, 2008 3:21 PM | Reply
I'm the chief IPL (Indian Pyaasa Lund) Preity... !!!
on: May 31, 2008 3:59 PM | Reply
i wish this was up for auction
on: May 31, 2008 4:12 PM | Reply
"Juicy Fulltoss. Unfortunately, I'm at the non-striker's end. Just watch it smash for sixes and fours"
on: May 31, 2008 6:54 PM | Reply
hasina ki gand me pasina????????
on: May 31, 2008 8:21 PM | Reply
WOW! You've got the whole team's autographs there!
on: May 31, 2008 11:09 PM | Reply
Is she an ANAL VIRGIN???????
on: June 1, 2008 1:03 AM | Reply
we have salman butt playing for kolkata and preity butt praying for mohali
on: June 1, 2008 1:04 AM | Reply
no wonder yuvraj singh see the cricket balls so clearly ... he is used to bigger balls :D
on: June 1, 2008 1:59 AM | Reply
DAMN...!!
Should have asked for this as PRICE for Ownership of Kings...
on: June 1, 2008 11:10 AM | Reply
WHAT A HOLE:HALLA BOL
on: June 2, 2008 3:56 PM | Reply
BOYS TUM MATCH MARO, MAIN ISKA GAAND MARUNGA!!!!
on: June 2, 2008 4:38 PM | Reply
"Yeh Hasin (Pretty) Wadiyan (wadia)"
OR
"Ass that!! Lee & UV bowled without any $ paid"
on: June 2, 2008 6:22 PM | Reply
naah...i am happy with my wife.
on: June 2, 2008 6:35 PM | Reply
Hope, there is no GAS in that ASS...
on: June 2, 2008 7:04 PM | Reply
ass you like it
on: June 2, 2008 7:18 PM | Reply
Next years IPL trophy.
on: June 2, 2008 7:42 PM | Reply
U watch the Game,I'll watch ur Ass
on: June 2, 2008 8:57 PM | Reply
Gaand hai ki Brahmaand hai !!!
on: June 2, 2008 9:16 PM | Reply
I'd like to place my balls in the wide gully between those 2 fine legs.
on: June 2, 2008 11:10 PM | Reply
Wonder why everybody's watching the boring match when there's something like this !
on: June 2, 2008 11:19 PM | Reply
This pitch sure has some juice in it!
on: June 2, 2008 11:32 PM | Reply
This lady from Kent,
To a cricket match she went,
Yuvi got in a fix,
He hit the ball for a six,
But she got herself in a mess,
As she was looking for Ness,
Not looking towards the ground,
She turned around,
As she gave her guy a bow,
Her jeans got a little low,
The cricket ball found its goal,
It went into the hole,
And look who is looking for her,
This cricket ball you fucker,
Errrrr its the commissioner..!!!!
on: June 2, 2008 11:34 PM | Reply
i think i found her g-spot, wait .... or id that where her dimple is
on: June 2, 2008 11:38 PM | Reply
1) i wanna my debue on this pitch.
2) thank god i am not playing otherwise i would be missed this chance.
3) preety i need to arrange one more seprate 20-20 just for me and you.
3) 20-20 is not enough!
on: June 3, 2008 3:14 AM | Reply
"Oh god!!this ass chalenges even the chairleaders"
on: June 3, 2008 5:26 AM | Reply
1) IS this where the smell is coming from?
2) Naaah, I prefer Arjun Rampal's ass.
on: June 3, 2008 8:28 AM | Reply
is ground mein kelne ke liye
mera number kab ayega
on: June 3, 2008 11:42 AM | Reply
My short leg between two long legs would love to be in the deep gulley between those fine legs ;)
on: June 10, 2008 1:28 PM | Reply
pitch to mast hai, wicket dalna padega
on: June 12, 2008 1:01 AM | Reply
what is is the size of ass?it is 36 or 38.
on: July 1, 2008 6:25 PM | Reply
wat an ass we can play ipl matches without flood lights with the view of two gorgeous hills on two sides
on: July 5, 2008 2:42 AM | Reply
mine wife shd have dat ass as she has....
on: July 18, 2008 3:20 PM | Reply
may be this is the gali commentaters were talking about
on: September 25, 2008 6:26 PM | Reply
Ooooo well shaped after my bang last night.
on: October 2, 2008 6:06 PM | Reply
wow...mmmm...Need to CUMM'ison these !!!!
on: October 8, 2008 8:45 PM | Reply
I want to suckBoobs and fuck her hardly
on: December 18, 2008 10:27 PM | Reply
MUWAHHHHH!!!!!! THIZZ KISS IZZZ ONLY ND ONLYY 4 HER HOT ND SEXY ASS
on: May 13, 2009 4:56 PM | Reply
So here the Punjab XI played after winning of IPL Trophy..Lucky Guys.
on: March 16, 2010 12:04 AM | Reply
mast gaand he ipl 4 me marduga