A rare pic showing naughty boy Lalit Modi having a look at Preity Zinta's ass during one of the IPL matches. I would like you all to come up with a really funny and witty caption for the the above mentioned pic e.g. I'd like to bang that ass. Please post your caption in the comments. Please don't send any email. The top 10 captions will get a free Rapidshare premium account.
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Comments (542)
on: May 29, 2008 8:22 PM | Reply
lucky ness wadia :)
on: May 29, 2008 8:26 PM | Reply
Man ! that should be the winners trophy.
on: May 29, 2008 8:29 PM | Reply
Lalit Modi would say - Soda Lemon Ginger Pop, Pretiy's fantastic ass is always on my top
on: May 29, 2008 8:29 PM | Reply
i think ness wadia dont mind!
i want fuck this white dimple super sexy priety zinta
on: May 29, 2008 8:29 PM | Reply
She sould be called Priety Ass-ta instead of Priety Zinta.
on: May 29, 2008 8:31 PM | Reply
This is what Ness gets every night
on: May 29, 2008 8:33 PM | Reply
Chak de faado gaand ko
on: May 29, 2008 8:34 PM | Reply
Caption -
1) Ness The Lucky ASS
2) Priety ASS, Asshole Ness
3) IPL brought that ASS out!
on: May 29, 2008 8:36 PM | Reply
I WILL FIT NICE
on: May 29, 2008 8:38 PM | Reply
I would like to play 20-20 on this pitch and score maximum sixes.
on: May 29, 2008 8:39 PM | Reply
Ass Like that
on: May 29, 2008 8:39 PM | Reply
should i go for this t-20?
on: May 29, 2008 8:41 PM | Reply
Give me red ... as I am baaaaaaaad
on: May 29, 2008 8:42 PM | Reply
Abb kay hum Bichray to shaid...
on: May 29, 2008 8:43 PM | Reply
Hmmm... I wish I could see put my balls between these fine legs...
on: May 29, 2008 8:43 PM | Reply
waah! kya gaand hai! lucky ness wadia & yuvraj singh. wish even i was young and played for kings xi. mai fee ki jagah ye gaand maang leta.
on: May 29, 2008 8:46 PM | Reply
"NO COMMENTS !!"
on: May 29, 2008 8:46 PM | Reply
AAh...i can shoot my BALLS off ur boundary line honey....
on: May 29, 2008 8:49 PM | Reply
"We Could always use your ball and my bat if the IPL gets boring"
OR
" I'd love to hit that out of the ground"
on: May 29, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply
Teri Gand me Danda Du :-p
on: May 29, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply
"gaand mein dam hai",no wonder punjab is in semis n who knows wud lift the trophy too!
on: May 29, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply
so is this ass the only reason y punjab started wining and sree shant started crying ??
on: May 29, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply
"The fringe benefits of the IPL look good" or
"IPL owners have great ASSets"
on: May 29, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply
"Mine's larger"
on: May 29, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply
king's 11 ass
on: May 29, 2008 8:54 PM | Reply
"Vehicle Registered?"
on: May 29, 2008 8:54 PM | Reply
THOSE "PREITY" BUMS ARE BETTER BET THAN TEAM MOHALI
on: May 29, 2008 8:55 PM | Reply
"Huge two play grounds with a dry pitch in between."
P.S.I would still like to believe, I might get a Rapid share premium account here.
on: May 29, 2008 9:02 PM | Reply
how about i do batting on this pitch and you do the balling preity
on: May 29, 2008 9:03 PM | Reply
i 'd like to stroke the round naughty ass
on: May 29, 2008 9:03 PM | Reply
Wow, Wat a Pretty Ass. I wana to see if it also had Dimples.
on: May 29, 2008 9:06 PM | Reply
"How about auctioning that big ass"
on: May 29, 2008 9:08 PM | Reply
Can anyone guess the calories that will be burnt in satisfying that assssssss.
on: May 29, 2008 9:11 PM | Reply
I Wanna These Delicious Sweet Buns !!!
on: May 29, 2008 9:11 PM | Reply
Now thats the part i'd like to ride on ;)
on: May 29, 2008 9:14 PM | Reply
Now I am all set, I can see the Ball like a Foot balls, Infact I can see two of them
on: May 29, 2008 9:16 PM | Reply
forget the 20 look at the 36!
on: May 29, 2008 9:16 PM | Reply
housten I have a lift off!!
on: May 29, 2008 9:18 PM | Reply
when are we auctioning this ??
my bid 5 million dollars
on: May 29, 2008 9:18 PM | Reply
I should have kept this stunning ass as the winners trophy....Kolkata guys would have suerly won..rather than putting up shuch a dismal performance....uhhhh...its too late nw.... shahrukhhhhhhh.................
on: May 29, 2008 9:20 PM | Reply
"Hmmm.. I wonder how rough is this pitch"
on: May 29, 2008 9:20 PM | Reply
Kaash...is ptich me batting karne melea.
on: May 29, 2008 9:21 PM | Reply
Ohhhhhh......... there would be the best white and sweet ass inside these stupid clothes...... I can play oneday match on this pitche without any flood light......
on: May 29, 2008 9:22 PM | Reply
preeti, yeh Fudi mujhe dede ....
on: May 29, 2008 9:24 PM | Reply
Pole in the Hole
on: May 29, 2008 9:25 PM | Reply
""Hmmm, Better than Ness, I am straight Now".
OR
"Hmm, Now I am straight".
on: May 29, 2008 9:26 PM | Reply
Pretty Ass! Can I bat there?
on: May 29, 2008 9:28 PM | Reply
"Pretty ass behind king's play ground.Bitch will learn to play at her pitch on my bat and balls."
on: May 29, 2008 9:30 PM | Reply
with this piece up for bangs, no wonder the team came from 3-0 down
on: May 29, 2008 9:31 PM | Reply
The Ass I saw Two months back is quite different
WHAT A PRETTY(PREETY) ASS?
SCHINTILLATING ASS?
YUMMY? WHAT AN ASS?
on: May 29, 2008 9:32 PM | Reply
man...that holez worth all the ipl money!!!
on: May 29, 2008 9:34 PM | Reply
Lucky for me! the ass has come to the cricket ground from bollywood.
on: May 29, 2008 10:05 PM | Reply
IPL----> Indian People Love Asses
So I being the Commissioner I will be the first one to check this out ( I will have to talk to Ness about this) Wow what a lucky guy.
on: May 29, 2008 10:05 PM | Reply
Wow What a lovely pitch hope one day i can play y a charity match on this if floods lights went off
on: May 29, 2008 10:12 PM | Reply
What a Batting wicket... Suits best for a 20-Twenty Minute Game.
on: May 29, 2008 10:13 PM | Reply
DAMN!! I WISH I CAN OPEN ON THIS JUICY PITCH.
on: May 29, 2008 10:16 PM | Reply
WAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
on: May 29, 2008 10:17 PM | Reply
lol very sad for Lalit moodi. O Bhaio Lalit ka bhi haQ haY, Q Jaleous ho rahay ho saray k saray ;). preety tu waisay he Jhappi day rahi hay apnee team k performaro ko hehe.
on: May 29, 2008 10:18 PM | Reply
Caption is:
Match jeetne main aya haseena ki Gaand main paseena.
on: May 29, 2008 10:43 PM | Reply
Leave twenty-20 cricket, let me play golf if that hole is vacant ;-)
on: May 29, 2008 10:54 PM | Reply
I would bust my willy on this track!
on: May 29, 2008 10:56 PM | Reply
Show me the thong and let me bong.
on: May 29, 2008 10:58 PM | Reply
this IPA (Indian Premium Ass), need the IPL (Indian Premium Lund)
on: May 29, 2008 11:17 PM | Reply
Any one who was into the Club scene in delhi in the early ninetees (maurya shereton - ghungru) knows of preity zinta who used to hang around in the lobby (she was aspiring model / actor still) and wait for rich middle aged men to take her inside for dancing , and i bet that they didnt just dance as i beleive she used to charge 5000-8000 even then and she wasnt even that pretty . Also her bit of work @ the Mudra Advertisment agency in new delhi and whoever knows her from their that she was pretty cozy with the bosses at that. I bet a few lap dances wouldnt be too far fetched . She along with the famous Kangna who was a well known call girl from Chandigarh (circles of various 11 sec and 32 sec boys know what i am talking about) are the biggest sluts of the industry.
on: May 29, 2008 11:29 PM | Reply
Where the hell did you get this CLASSIC pic! I don't remember when I laughed my (Preity's) ass off for so long.
on: May 29, 2008 11:30 PM | Reply
IT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE THE VENUE FOR PLAYING MY '"INDIAN PENIS LEAGUE'"
on: May 29, 2008 11:31 PM | Reply
Reading "Ness Wadia was here....what the hell?"
on: May 29, 2008 11:31 PM | Reply
Heaven actually resides here....
Wish i visit this heaven being alive....
on: May 29, 2008 11:33 PM | Reply
the way u shake it...i can't believe it...I NEVER seen an ASS LIKE THAT...
on: May 29, 2008 11:33 PM | Reply
1 billion dollars to host this even and finally it's paying off!
on: May 29, 2008 11:36 PM | Reply
dekhun to sahi is mein aisa kya hai jis ne hindustan ke ladko ko pagal kiya hua hai.
are bhai baat to bilkul sahi hai.
on: May 29, 2008 11:37 PM | Reply
I wonder is she wearing a piercing there?
It'd be difficult to pass through that small ring into that tiny hole.
on: May 29, 2008 11:38 PM | Reply
yeh ass mughe de de preeti, mai is par batting karonga.
on: May 29, 2008 11:40 PM | Reply
He thinks why ness invest money in Ipl. East or West prity ass is the best.
on: May 29, 2008 11:42 PM | Reply
So here's a 50-50 in a 20-20 series.
on: May 29, 2008 11:43 PM | Reply
"Lalit MoDICK needs this Pretty ZintASS"
on: May 29, 2008 11:50 PM | Reply
oh my! so this is the secret of kings xi succes
on: May 29, 2008 11:52 PM | Reply
"The length of this long pitch exceeds the radius of my balls, will be fun to play long drives"
on: May 29, 2008 11:54 PM | Reply
ohh yea ms bombastic its fantastic...lets play the ass game and i will give you 100% taste of my testis :) i am mr lova lova :p
on: May 29, 2008 11:55 PM | Reply
Gaand hai ki Brahmaand hai!
on: May 30, 2008 12:16 AM | Reply
let me lick this ass
on: May 30, 2008 12:21 AM | Reply
wah!! gaand !!
on: May 30, 2008 12:21 AM | Reply
Nice dress! Could I talk you out of it?
on: May 30, 2008 12:24 AM | Reply
iski green pitch par mughe batting karni hai.bhai wadia 1 million for 1 night.
on: May 30, 2008 12:24 AM | Reply
I thought I was the BIGGEST one!
on: May 30, 2008 12:25 AM | Reply
Ness(cessarily) its the best ASSet at stake... Come on you Kings XI your Yuvraj (prince) has already felt it!!
on: May 30, 2008 12:26 AM | Reply
HAHAHA! I am still the biggest of them all!
on: May 30, 2008 12:32 AM | Reply
The ASS with the hole!!
on: May 30, 2008 12:33 AM | Reply
modi is thinking that
this ass is the right trophy for the winner team trophy.
on: May 30, 2008 12:42 AM | Reply
I Think you could fart silently..thats until i got myself a hearing AID!!!
on: May 30, 2008 12:43 AM | Reply
Now...Dats what I call DLF Maxi-bum..Oooops!Maxi-mum ;)
on: May 30, 2008 12:43 AM | Reply
Damn!!! NO DOUBT..... This Queeny owns KINGS XI.
on: May 30, 2008 12:52 AM | Reply
wish my gay partner had an ass like that to hump!!
on: May 30, 2008 12:58 AM | Reply
1) Priety ASS..
2) Hmmm..nice place for my next ad banner..
3) Guys i found a cheer girl for the next match..
4) I should become an expert in ASS-fixing too..
5) Yeah Mama!!! shake that ass..
6) footballs on cricket field??
7) NO wonder yuvraj looks motivated!!!
8) Did she just FART??
on: May 30, 2008 12:58 AM | Reply
WHAT A DITCH FOR THIS BITCH!
I AM MODI I WILL FUCK YOU DOGGY.
on: May 30, 2008 1:00 AM | Reply
I have a bigger ass than her..
LoL indeed it is flat track, my ass is more round like a cricket ball and I'm a guy.
on: May 30, 2008 1:01 AM | Reply
Modi Says: How Can I win this Ass Trophy
on: May 30, 2008 1:02 AM | Reply
Preity ji app ke gand meri gand se gori kasa, kyu na ho Modo ji , har roz chtati aur marati jo hu
on: May 30, 2008 1:03 AM | Reply
so this is the real motivating factor for kings Xi punjab!
on: May 30, 2008 1:04 AM | Reply
"Let Yuvraj hit the balls on the field while I can hit these off the field"
"Thank God Yuvraj didn't see these buns otherwise these would have been smashed all over the park"
"I wonder why doesn't Ness Wadia hits half as good as Yuvraj"
on: May 30, 2008 1:05 AM | Reply
IPL
"Indian Peeping-Tom's League"
on: May 30, 2008 1:06 AM | Reply
let mee think !! how can she adjust all in one.. umm..
on: May 30, 2008 1:07 AM | Reply
Halla Bol!!!!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:08 AM | Reply
Hey Honey, I wonder if that sexy seat is empty ?
on: May 30, 2008 1:08 AM | Reply
Ness tu lele sare cash,per mujhe de preity ka sexy ass.
on: May 30, 2008 1:13 AM | Reply
ipl's chairmain PLEASURE....to watch the TREASURE(zinta's ass)...
on: May 30, 2008 1:16 AM | Reply
Man am making money in IPL now....But if I had an ASS like that....I'd make a helluva lot MORE... HA HA HA HA HA
on: May 30, 2008 1:20 AM | Reply
"I can see a Foot Ball in the Cricket match."
on: May 30, 2008 1:21 AM | Reply
now i can visualise why sree and bhajji are fighting.....
on: May 30, 2008 1:22 AM | Reply
I'll bang that ass with my bat!
on: May 30, 2008 1:23 AM | Reply
Blimey Bums! I love the IPL:Inbetween Preity's Legs !
on: May 30, 2008 1:27 AM | Reply
Priety ZintASS is bindASS
(Priety Zinta's ass is bindass)
on: May 30, 2008 1:30 AM | Reply
An ASS in need is an ASS indeed!!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:31 AM | Reply
Gateway to heaven.
on: May 30, 2008 1:32 AM | Reply
priety ka ASS
I wann'a BASH
on: May 30, 2008 1:32 AM | Reply
ass ke sath ash kar !!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:34 AM | Reply
Since Modi is from rajasthan, i presume his thoughts would be in Hindi...
"Ass aas( hope) ki baat hai..."
on: May 30, 2008 1:35 AM | Reply
a) Heaven in sight
b) Backdoor of Heaven
c) Is she wearing a Diaper?
on: May 30, 2008 1:36 AM | Reply
aaass ho to ayse . . .
on: May 30, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply
Hey.. I remember seeing that one on Debonairblog.com
on: May 30, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply
Lalit's thought - Now i know why Ness named his airlines " GO AIR"
on: May 30, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply
better then ipl trophy :P
on: May 30, 2008 1:38 AM | Reply
The Caption Can be
"Now This Is What I Call An ASS!!"
on: May 30, 2008 1:39 AM | Reply
lalit would say:
so this is the factory which is producing so much boune
on: May 30, 2008 1:41 AM | Reply
This Gand is better than mohali ground!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:44 AM | Reply
I have two red balls to play in these two red and round pitches and no matter if rain comes from my balls...
on: May 30, 2008 1:45 AM | Reply
That's one smart ass!!!!!!!!!
on: May 30, 2008 1:46 AM | Reply
Her team is doing pretty good.Wonder if the secret lies in here?
on: May 30, 2008 1:50 AM | Reply
Caption 1: Hmm I wonder if that is part of my Commissioner Perks Package?
Caption 2: Hmm Jabhi Tuuu, Chalo Kabhi Tuuu ;)