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Lalit Modi looking at Preity Zintas ass caption contest


A rare pic showing naughty boy Lalit Modi having a look at Preity Zinta's ass during one of the IPL matches. I would like you all to come up with a really funny and witty caption for the the above mentioned pic e.g. I'd like to bang that ass. Please post your caption in the comments. Please don't send any email. The top 10 captions will get a free Rapidshare premium account.

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2) The contest ends on 24:00 hours 2nd of June, 2008.

Comments (542)

Posted by sm
on: May 29, 2008 8:22 PM | Reply

lucky ness wadia :)

Posted by Neel
on: May 29, 2008 8:26 PM | Reply

Man ! that should be the winners trophy.

Posted by Rahul Sachdev
on: May 29, 2008 8:29 PM | Reply

Lalit Modi would say - Soda Lemon Ginger Pop, Pretiy's fantastic ass is always on my top

Posted by tej
on: May 29, 2008 8:29 PM | Reply

i think ness wadia dont mind!
i want fuck this white dimple super sexy priety zinta

Posted by Souj
on: May 29, 2008 8:29 PM | Reply

She sould be called Priety Ass-ta instead of Priety Zinta.

Posted by john
on: May 29, 2008 8:31 PM | Reply

This is what Ness gets every night

Posted by Bunti
on: May 29, 2008 8:33 PM | Reply

Chak de faado gaand ko

Posted by M. Nadar
on: May 29, 2008 8:34 PM | Reply

Caption -

1) Ness The Lucky ASS

2) Priety ASS, Asshole Ness

3) IPL brought that ASS out!

Posted by Manish Kumar
on: May 29, 2008 8:36 PM | Reply

I WILL FIT NICE

Posted by Amit Dubey
on: May 29, 2008 8:38 PM | Reply

I would like to play 20-20 on this pitch and score maximum sixes.

Posted by HOney singh
on: May 29, 2008 8:39 PM | Reply

Ass Like that

Posted by surinderpalsingh
on: May 29, 2008 8:39 PM | Reply

should i go for this t-20?

Posted by aamiir
on: May 29, 2008 8:41 PM | Reply

Give me red ... as I am baaaaaaaad

Posted by Fayyaz
on: May 29, 2008 8:42 PM | Reply


Abb kay hum Bichray to shaid...

Posted by Soni
on: May 29, 2008 8:43 PM | Reply

Hmmm... I wish I could see put my balls between these fine legs...

Posted by Sumit Khanna
on: May 29, 2008 8:43 PM | Reply

waah! kya gaand hai! lucky ness wadia & yuvraj singh. wish even i was young and played for kings xi. mai fee ki jagah ye gaand maang leta.

Posted by me
on: May 29, 2008 8:46 PM | Reply

"NO COMMENTS !!"

Posted by dk
on: May 29, 2008 8:46 PM | Reply

AAh...i can shoot my BALLS off ur boundary line honey....

Posted by Shiv Parikh
on: May 29, 2008 8:49 PM | Reply

"We Could always use your ball and my bat if the IPL gets boring"

OR


" I'd love to hit that out of the ground"

Posted by Xtremevirile
on: May 29, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply

Teri Gand me Danda Du :-p

Posted by rajesh
on: May 29, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply

"gaand mein dam hai",no wonder punjab is in semis n who knows wud lift the trophy too!

Posted by yuvi
on: May 29, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply

so is this ass the only reason y punjab started wining and sree shant started crying ??

Posted by Pankaj
on: May 29, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply

"The fringe benefits of the IPL look good" or
"IPL owners have great ASSets"

Posted by N4Cer
on: May 29, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply

"Mine's larger"

Posted by ankur
on: May 29, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply

king's 11 ass

Posted by n4cer
on: May 29, 2008 8:54 PM | Reply

"Vehicle Registered?"

Posted by RAJNI
on: May 29, 2008 8:54 PM | Reply

THOSE "PREITY" BUMS ARE BETTER BET THAN TEAM MOHALI

Posted by Eddie
on: May 29, 2008 8:55 PM | Reply

"Huge two play grounds with a dry pitch in between."

P.S.I would still like to believe, I might get a Rapid share premium account here.

Posted by harry
on: May 29, 2008 9:02 PM | Reply

how about i do batting on this pitch and you do the balling preity

Posted by kk
on: May 29, 2008 9:03 PM | Reply

i 'd like to stroke the round naughty ass

Posted by John
on: May 29, 2008 9:03 PM | Reply

Wow, Wat a Pretty Ass. I wana to see if it also had Dimples.

Posted by Abhi
on: May 29, 2008 9:06 PM | Reply

"How about auctioning that big ass"

Posted by Adi
on: May 29, 2008 9:08 PM | Reply

Can anyone guess the calories that will be burnt in satisfying that assssssss.

Posted by Rahul Roy
on: May 29, 2008 9:11 PM | Reply

I Wanna These Delicious Sweet Buns !!!

Posted by Israr
on: May 29, 2008 9:11 PM | Reply

Now thats the part i'd like to ride on ;)

Posted by YeSh
on: May 29, 2008 9:14 PM | Reply

Now I am all set, I can see the Ball like a Foot balls, Infact I can see two of them

Posted by sparsh agrawat
on: May 29, 2008 9:16 PM | Reply

forget the 20 look at the 36!

Posted by abcd
on: May 29, 2008 9:16 PM | Reply

housten I have a lift off!!

Posted by sparsh agrawat
on: May 29, 2008 9:18 PM | Reply

when are we auctioning this ??
my bid 5 million dollars

Posted by mrfunkyhead
on: May 29, 2008 9:18 PM | Reply

I should have kept this stunning ass as the winners trophy....Kolkata guys would have suerly won..rather than putting up shuch a dismal performance....uhhhh...its too late nw.... shahrukhhhhhhh.................

Posted by Sid
on: May 29, 2008 9:20 PM | Reply

"Hmmm.. I wonder how rough is this pitch"

Posted by jhonny bravo
on: May 29, 2008 9:20 PM | Reply

Kaash...is ptich me batting karne melea.

Posted by WiseGuyNRI
on: May 29, 2008 9:21 PM | Reply

Ohhhhhh......... there would be the best white and sweet ass inside these stupid clothes...... I can play oneday match on this pitche without any flood light......

Posted by te
on: May 29, 2008 9:22 PM | Reply

preeti, yeh Fudi mujhe dede ....

Posted by prem
on: May 29, 2008 9:24 PM | Reply

Pole in the Hole

Posted by Abhi
on: May 29, 2008 9:25 PM | Reply

""Hmmm, Better than Ness, I am straight Now".

OR

"Hmm, Now I am straight".

Posted by Shan
on: May 29, 2008 9:26 PM | Reply

Pretty Ass! Can I bat there?

Posted by Indianspy
on: May 29, 2008 9:28 PM | Reply

"Pretty ass behind king's play ground.Bitch will learn to play at her pitch on my bat and balls."

Posted by hothornydude
on: May 29, 2008 9:30 PM | Reply

with this piece up for bangs, no wonder the team came from 3-0 down

Posted by kazam
on: May 29, 2008 9:31 PM | Reply

The Ass I saw Two months back is quite different

WHAT A PRETTY(PREETY) ASS?

SCHINTILLATING ASS?

YUMMY? WHAT AN ASS?

Posted by miki
on: May 29, 2008 9:32 PM | Reply

man...that holez worth all the ipl money!!!

Posted by Bubun Roy
on: May 29, 2008 9:34 PM | Reply

Lucky for me! the ass has come to the cricket ground from bollywood.

Posted by Ashish Chandra
on: May 29, 2008 10:05 PM | Reply

IPL----> Indian People Love Asses
So I being the Commissioner I will be the first one to check this out ( I will have to talk to Ness about this) Wow what a lucky guy.

Posted by Om Kumar
on: May 29, 2008 10:05 PM | Reply

Wow What a lovely pitch hope one day i can play y a charity match on this if floods lights went off

Posted by Ganesh Iyer
on: May 29, 2008 10:12 PM | Reply

What a Batting wicket... Suits best for a 20-Twenty Minute Game.

Posted by Rahul Goel
on: May 29, 2008 10:13 PM | Reply

DAMN!! I WISH I CAN OPEN ON THIS JUICY PITCH.

Posted by vivian
on: May 29, 2008 10:16 PM | Reply

WAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Aamir
on: May 29, 2008 10:17 PM | Reply

lol very sad for Lalit moodi. O Bhaio Lalit ka bhi haQ haY, Q Jaleous ho rahay ho saray k saray ;). preety tu waisay he Jhappi day rahi hay apnee team k performaro ko hehe.

Posted by Deepak
on: May 29, 2008 10:18 PM | Reply

Caption is:
Match jeetne main aya haseena ki Gaand main paseena.

Posted by bins06
on: May 29, 2008 10:43 PM | Reply

Leave twenty-20 cricket, let me play golf if that hole is vacant ;-)

Posted by Universalkida
on: May 29, 2008 10:54 PM | Reply

I would bust my willy on this track!

Posted by Macho
on: May 29, 2008 10:56 PM | Reply

Show me the thong and let me bong.

Posted by amra kara
on: May 29, 2008 10:58 PM | Reply

this IPA (Indian Premium Ass), need the IPL (Indian Premium Lund)

Posted by nvsingh
on: May 29, 2008 11:17 PM | Reply

Any one who was into the Club scene in delhi in the early ninetees (maurya shereton - ghungru) knows of preity zinta who used to hang around in the lobby (she was aspiring model / actor still) and wait for rich middle aged men to take her inside for dancing , and i bet that they didnt just dance as i beleive she used to charge 5000-8000 even then and she wasnt even that pretty . Also her bit of work @ the Mudra Advertisment agency in new delhi and whoever knows her from their that she was pretty cozy with the bosses at that. I bet a few lap dances wouldnt be too far fetched . She along with the famous Kangna who was a well known call girl from Chandigarh (circles of various 11 sec and 32 sec boys know what i am talking about) are the biggest sluts of the industry.

Posted by Atul
on: May 29, 2008 11:29 PM | Reply

Where the hell did you get this CLASSIC pic! I don't remember when I laughed my (Preity's) ass off for so long.

Posted by LIRIN
on: May 29, 2008 11:30 PM | Reply

IT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE THE VENUE FOR PLAYING MY '"INDIAN PENIS LEAGUE'"

Posted by da freak
on: May 29, 2008 11:31 PM | Reply

Reading "Ness Wadia was here....what the hell?"

Posted by jitu
on: May 29, 2008 11:31 PM | Reply

Heaven actually resides here....
Wish i visit this heaven being alive....

Posted by navi
on: May 29, 2008 11:33 PM | Reply

the way u shake it...i can't believe it...I NEVER seen an ASS LIKE THAT...

Posted by vinz
on: May 29, 2008 11:33 PM | Reply

1 billion dollars to host this even and finally it's paying off!

Posted by param
on: May 29, 2008 11:36 PM | Reply

dekhun to sahi is mein aisa kya hai jis ne hindustan ke ladko ko pagal kiya hua hai.
are bhai baat to bilkul sahi hai.

Posted by saagar
on: May 29, 2008 11:37 PM | Reply

I wonder is she wearing a piercing there?
It'd be difficult to pass through that small ring into that tiny hole.

Posted by dinesh.
on: May 29, 2008 11:38 PM | Reply

yeh ass mughe de de preeti, mai is par batting karonga.

Posted by mahafuz
on: May 29, 2008 11:40 PM | Reply

He thinks why ness invest money in Ipl. East or West prity ass is the best.

Posted by Rohan
on: May 29, 2008 11:42 PM | Reply

So here's a 50-50 in a 20-20 series.

Posted by Vikas Agarwal
on: May 29, 2008 11:43 PM | Reply

"Lalit MoDICK needs this Pretty ZintASS"

Posted by dheeraj
on: May 29, 2008 11:50 PM | Reply

oh my! so this is the secret of kings xi succes

Posted by Finix
on: May 29, 2008 11:52 PM | Reply

"The length of this long pitch exceeds the radius of my balls, will be fun to play long drives"

Posted by Mr truth
on: May 29, 2008 11:54 PM | Reply

ohh yea ms bombastic its fantastic...lets play the ass game and i will give you 100% taste of my testis :) i am mr lova lova :p

Posted by Guru
on: May 29, 2008 11:55 PM | Reply

Gaand hai ki Brahmaand hai!

Posted by shaan
on: May 30, 2008 12:16 AM | Reply

let me lick this ass

Posted by manu
on: May 30, 2008 12:21 AM | Reply

wah!! gaand !!

Posted by Shawn
on: May 30, 2008 12:21 AM | Reply

Nice dress! Could I talk you out of it?

Posted by ROCKY
on: May 30, 2008 12:24 AM | Reply

iski green pitch par mughe batting karni hai.bhai wadia 1 million for 1 night.

Posted by shawn
on: May 30, 2008 12:24 AM | Reply

I thought I was the BIGGEST one!

Posted by Manager
on: May 30, 2008 12:25 AM | Reply

Ness(cessarily) its the best ASSet at stake... Come on you Kings XI your Yuvraj (prince) has already felt it!!

Posted by shawn
on: May 30, 2008 12:26 AM | Reply

HAHAHA! I am still the biggest of them all!

Posted by ashley108
on: May 30, 2008 12:32 AM | Reply

The ASS with the hole!!

Posted by raj
on: May 30, 2008 12:33 AM | Reply

modi is thinking that

this ass is the right trophy for the winner team trophy.

Posted by Murtuza Shahwani
on: May 30, 2008 12:42 AM | Reply

I Think you could fart silently..thats until i got myself a hearing AID!!!

Posted by Media
on: May 30, 2008 12:43 AM | Reply

Now...Dats what I call DLF Maxi-bum..Oooops!Maxi-mum ;)

Posted by Chaggu
on: May 30, 2008 12:43 AM | Reply

Damn!!! NO DOUBT..... This Queeny owns KINGS XI.

Posted by adithya
on: May 30, 2008 12:52 AM | Reply

wish my gay partner had an ass like that to hump!!

Posted by partymonger
on: May 30, 2008 12:58 AM | Reply

1) Priety ASS..

2) Hmmm..nice place for my next ad banner..

3) Guys i found a cheer girl for the next match..

4) I should become an expert in ASS-fixing too..

5) Yeah Mama!!! shake that ass..

6) footballs on cricket field??

7) NO wonder yuvraj looks motivated!!!

8) Did she just FART??

Posted by annapl
on: May 30, 2008 12:58 AM | Reply

WHAT A DITCH FOR THIS BITCH!
I AM MODI I WILL FUCK YOU DOGGY.

Posted by Bobby
on: May 30, 2008 1:00 AM | Reply

I have a bigger ass than her..
LoL indeed it is flat track, my ass is more round like a cricket ball and I'm a guy.

Posted by sam
on: May 30, 2008 1:01 AM | Reply

Modi Says: How Can I win this Ass Trophy

Posted by hardeep
on: May 30, 2008 1:02 AM | Reply

Preity ji app ke gand meri gand se gori kasa, kyu na ho Modo ji , har roz chtati aur marati jo hu

Posted by vickky
on: May 30, 2008 1:03 AM | Reply

so this is the real motivating factor for kings Xi punjab!

Posted by Sisyphus
on: May 30, 2008 1:04 AM | Reply

"Let Yuvraj hit the balls on the field while I can hit these off the field"

"Thank God Yuvraj didn't see these buns otherwise these would have been smashed all over the park"

"I wonder why doesn't Ness Wadia hits half as good as Yuvraj"

Posted by Himani
on: May 30, 2008 1:05 AM | Reply

IPL
"Indian Peeping-Tom's League"

Posted by bhiku
on: May 30, 2008 1:06 AM | Reply

let mee think !! how can she adjust all in one.. umm..

Posted by MJ
on: May 30, 2008 1:07 AM | Reply

Halla Bol!!!!!

Posted by Aditya
on: May 30, 2008 1:08 AM | Reply

Hey Honey, I wonder if that sexy seat is empty ?

Posted by kk
on: May 30, 2008 1:08 AM | Reply

Ness tu lele sare cash,per mujhe de preity ka sexy ass.

Posted by kabby
on: May 30, 2008 1:13 AM | Reply

ipl's chairmain PLEASURE....to watch the TREASURE(zinta's ass)...

Posted by Amit
on: May 30, 2008 1:16 AM | Reply

Man am making money in IPL now....But if I had an ASS like that....I'd make a helluva lot MORE... HA HA HA HA HA

Posted by vibhor
on: May 30, 2008 1:20 AM | Reply

"I can see a Foot Ball in the Cricket match."

Posted by sss
on: May 30, 2008 1:21 AM | Reply

now i can visualise why sree and bhajji are fighting.....

Posted by Ben
on: May 30, 2008 1:22 AM | Reply

I'll bang that ass with my bat!

Posted by Metsburg
on: May 30, 2008 1:23 AM | Reply

Blimey Bums! I love the IPL:Inbetween Preity's Legs !

Posted by max
on: May 30, 2008 1:27 AM | Reply

Priety ZintASS is bindASS
(Priety Zinta's ass is bindass)

Posted by NC
on: May 30, 2008 1:30 AM | Reply

An ASS in need is an ASS indeed!!!

Posted by Sri
on: May 30, 2008 1:31 AM | Reply

Gateway to heaven.

Posted by src
on: May 30, 2008 1:32 AM | Reply

priety ka ASS
I wann'a BASH

Posted by
on: May 30, 2008 1:32 AM | Reply

ass ke sath ash kar !!!

Posted by NC
on: May 30, 2008 1:34 AM | Reply

Since Modi is from rajasthan, i presume his thoughts would be in Hindi...

"Ass aas( hope) ki baat hai..."

Posted by Sri
on: May 30, 2008 1:35 AM | Reply

a) Heaven in sight
b) Backdoor of Heaven
c) Is she wearing a Diaper?

Posted by blub
on: May 30, 2008 1:36 AM | Reply

aaass ho to ayse . . .

Posted by shanon
on: May 30, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply

Hey.. I remember seeing that one on Debonairblog.com

Posted by NC
on: May 30, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply

Lalit's thought - Now i know why Ness named his airlines " GO AIR"

Posted by stunning
on: May 30, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply

better then ipl trophy :P

Posted by Nasir
on: May 30, 2008 1:38 AM | Reply

The Caption Can be
"Now This Is What I Call An ASS!!"

Posted by altaf (pakistan)
on: May 30, 2008 1:39 AM | Reply

lalit would say:
so this is the factory which is producing so much boune

Posted by moglysarkar
on: May 30, 2008 1:41 AM | Reply

This Gand is better than mohali ground!!

Posted by maxim
on: May 30, 2008 1:44 AM | Reply

I have two red balls to play in these two red and round pitches and no matter if rain comes from my balls...

Posted by Picture
on: May 30, 2008 1:45 AM | Reply

That's one smart ass!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Ankur
on: May 30, 2008 1:46 AM | Reply

Her team is doing pretty good.Wonder if the secret lies in here?

Posted by satansagent
on: May 30, 2008 1:50 AM | Reply

Caption 1: Hmm I wonder if that is part of my Commissioner Perks Package?

Caption 2: Hmm Jabhi Tuuu, Chalo Kabhi Tuuu ;)