- Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
- I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
- I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.
- I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
- I'd be painting the town instead of the house.
- When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.
- I could show my girlfriend where I live.
- I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
- The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.
- I would have saved 372,416.21 dollars in groceries by now.
- I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!
- I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.
- I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.
- You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!
- Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.
- Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
- I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.
- I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.
- I could use my own name at hotels.
- I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.
- When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!"
Comments (1)
on: February 22, 2008 3:14 AM | Reply
huh!well man i appreciate wat u hav written....n e ways em drunk n i thought u hav written da right thing 4 da 1 who can understand...akalmand kai layai isshara hee ka fee hai......