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Joke: Why Marie Corelli never married

Posted on December 9, 2007 12:00 PM, Filed under Jokes Bookmark and Share

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli

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