In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."
Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."
Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"
Dhoni, "All us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"
Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't played in the final"
Dhoni, "Yeaph.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs...."
Shastri, "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final..."
Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..."
Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how the doctor helped to prepare for the final...he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni. . I am getting confusion"
Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to confuse... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high...infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"
Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"
Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."
Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so much respect to the seniors....and you ...." Dhoni interrupts.. .."Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if they decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup.."
Shastri, "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "
Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he has sent the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that there is a Malayali in every corner of the world. This single mistake has coasted the game and won the cup..."
Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup.
Comments (6)
on: October 6, 2007 3:08 PM | Reply
Though it is a joke, it is true that the presence of Malayali around the world is appreciable. Kudos Malayaleeees (keralite)
on: October 6, 2007 3:10 PM | Reply
It is nice to see that a Malayali around the world.
on: October 6, 2007 11:52 PM | Reply
thats true that if ganguly and tendulkar played that world cup than india cant enter in the super 8
on: October 7, 2007 12:36 AM | Reply
I agree this site stresses on adult oriented stuff..but how can u tolerate this guy who send in this joke..he has murdered english .i beg d site to kindly refrain frm such filth in d future.
on: October 8, 2007 12:34 AM | Reply
Common guys.......
all of us no that we won the cup...true...but we had tonnes and tonnes of luck with us...so we culd win the world cup.......
i dont thnk the Young Indian team wii win a cup for india again .....
on: October 11, 2007 10:29 AM | Reply
Awesome Joke! The last paragraph made me laugh my wits out!