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Joke: Punchlines if big companies start selling condoms

Nokia Condom - Connecting People
Nokia 6300 Condom – Slim yet powerful
Airtel Condom - Express Yourself
Motorola Razr 2 - Cuts like a Knife (my opinion, don't use this otherwise)
Kent Condom – Double Purification (water purifier)
Idea Condom - An idea condom can change your life! (or wife)
Reliance condom – Think bigger (what)
Nestle Condom – Everyday
Philips light's Condom – save your energy
Garnier Condom – Take care
Orkut - Young Soul of India
Indian oil – extra power, extra mileage
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Some old ones:
Pepsodent Condom - Raat bhar Dishum Dishum
Colgate Condom - Yeh hai hamara Suraksha Chakra
Moov Condom - Aah se Ahha Tak
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Lux Condom - Filmi Sitaron ki Pasand
Cadbury Condom - Asli Swad Zindagi Ka
Polo Condom - Condom with a 2 holes

Editors Note: If you have some good ones, please do feel free to post in the comments.

Comments (18)

McDonalds Condom - I'm loving it!

Bajaj Pulsar Condom - Definitely Male

Britannia Condom - Chances are 50-50 (scary thought!!)

Mirinda Condom - Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage

Bagpiper Whisky Condom - Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera ...

Pepsi Condom - Yeh dil maange more!


Posted by nikhil jain
on: October 4, 2007 3:50 PM | Reply

fevicol condom:
condom ka jod hai, chhootega nahi

Sony Ericsson condom:
I Love Condom

Complan: i m a condom Boy

Posted by brainstormer
on: October 4, 2007 9:53 PM | Reply

Microsoft Condoms - Where (in which hole) do you want to go today?

Posted by Rohit Dalmia
on: October 4, 2007 11:21 PM | Reply

videocon: bada hai to behatar hai (what ?)

Sprite Condom : Ye asli pyaas bhujhaye baki sab bakbaas


Posted by manzzz
on: October 5, 2007 2:42 AM | Reply

Tata Sky Condom - Isko laga daala to life jhing laala ... ;-)

Posted by ceaser
on: October 5, 2007 11:11 AM | Reply

aviva life insurance:
kal par control

fast relief:
dard me bhi kuch baat hai

fena:
fena hi lena!!(fena hilena)

boost:
boost is d secret of my energy

coca cola:
lamba matlab coca cola

reliance(old):
karlo dunia mutthi me(ab sirf 40 paise me)

Posted by Gurinder Jeet Singh
on: October 5, 2007 11:26 AM | Reply

Ashian Paints Condom : Badiya hai

Alpen leibe CONDOM : Lage Raho

DOCTOR SOAP CONDOM : Pehle Istemaal Karo Phir Viswash Karo

Microsoft CONDOM : Requires NEW Security PATCH

Posted by ravi
on: October 5, 2007 11:42 AM | Reply

Pan Parag Condom: Yeh Ikse mere kya HOGA !

Team India Condom: Yeh kabhi ka bar jeeta hain

Posted by G J
on: October 5, 2007 5:25 PM | Reply

AAJ TAK CONDOM : SBASE TEJ
RADIO MIRCHI CONDOM : RADIO MAIRCHI LAGANE WALE HARDUM KHUS
HUTCH CONDOM (old) : Follows you Where ever you GO

Posted by G J
on: October 5, 2007 5:29 PM | Reply

CLUB HP CONDOM : ACHA LAGTA HAI
BISLERI CONDOM : BOND BOND MAIN VISWASH
WIPRO SMART LIGHT CONDOM : AAPKA APNA SAVINGS ACCOUNT
SEAGATES CONDOM : NOW WITH 5 YRS REPLACEMENT WARRANTY

Posted by akbar
on: October 5, 2007 7:48 PM | Reply

plz plz editor bhai saahab mera comment post kar do...koi galti hui hai to maaf kar do bhai mujhe...

chloromint condom:

dobara mat chodna


ndtv condom:

Juban pe sach aur lauda me ndtv condom

Posted by zipan
on: October 6, 2007 2:16 AM | Reply

Maruti SX4: Men are back?? OOOh!


kotak condom
think sex think kotak
(original: think investments think kotak)

Posted by Sachin Chitnis
on: October 20, 2007 3:40 AM | Reply

LIC condom : Pyar ke saath bhi, Pyar ke baad bhi!

Reliance Condoms with Night time Free plan- Use condoms free of charge, bet. 11pm to 6am. Conditions Apply.

Airtel Condoms with Night time plan: Use airtel condoms @ Charges 10 paise per minute at your homefront.Pay Rs 65 per month at your distributor.Charges with other "fronts" Rs 1.99/min. Conditions Apply.

Posted by sexyshoot
on: October 21, 2007 9:35 PM | Reply

onida condom: ur neighbor can never figure it out

Posted by messi
on: October 24, 2007 1:06 PM | Reply

Adidas Condom-Nothing is Impossible

Posted by PAWAN 'ARSENAL RULE'
on: November 20, 2007 3:49 PM | Reply

ID TV CHANNELS WERE TO PRODUCE CONDOMS THEN ............



9x M - HAQ SE

HBO - SIMPLY THE BEST

BINDAASS - EK DUM (B)IN-DA-ASS !!!!!

AND NOW IF TV SERIALS WERE TO DO THE SAME THEN ..........


KYUN KI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI - KYU KI CONDOM BHI KABHI FATA THA !!!!!

KAHANI GHAR GHAR KI - KAHANI CONDOM CONDOM KI ..........

Posted by balakrishnan Iyer
on: December 21, 2007 4:29 PM | Reply

hdfc condoms -- CONDOM UTHA K PIYO.
fanta -- ghoooth bhar shararat kar le.
videocon----Sex on toh videocon
mcdowells ---mera no.1
recova --abhi der nahi hui
scorpio car --nothing else will do
colgate -- sexologists ki no.1 pasand
alpenlibe --g lalchaye raha na jaye

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