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Joke: Cats and Dogs: A Man’s View

WHAT ARE DOGS:

Dogs are honorable.
Dogs are fiercely loyal.
Dogs are regal and striking in appearance.
Dogs are your best friend - unconditionally.
Dogs protect their master, his family, and his home - to the death.
Dogs are loving - they are warm and funny at all times.
Dogs are faithful - til the end.
Dogs have no attitude - they’re always happy to be loved.
Dogs are there for the long haul - once again - til death!
Dogs have no ego and are perfect pets…

Just like - well, MEN!

WHAT ARE CATS?

Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They’re totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater for their every whim.
They’re moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They’re tiny little women in cheap fur coats.

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