Two guys from Daniels County are a sittin' in a boat at Fort Peck, Montana, fishing and suckin' down beer when all of a sudden Dale says, "Ya know, I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."
Earl sips his beer for a moment and says, "If I were you, I would think it over very carefully - women like that are darn hard to find."
