Q. I am 25-year-old man, married for 10 months now, living in Sweden. Two months back, my mother-in-law came to stay with us. She is a 42-year-old widow, but still looks very attractive. About a month back, I caught her masturbating and took pity on her. We had the most wonderful sex then and we did it for four times the first day. Since then, I am following this routine- morning mother and evening daughter. Something which I did out of sympathy is now becoming a pain. And also this burden of forced sex is becoming too much and my wife doesn't get enough sex as I am already exhausted. Tell me how to get out of this problem without disturbing the peace of my family.
A. Big-hearted boy who likes to rescue damsels in distress is in trouble himself! Well, there are no knights in shiny armour to rescue distressed boys. You will have to put an end to the situation created by your exalted self. Leave home, run away, go man go. Create a clear geographical distance between her and yourself. This should be enough for her to pack her bags and leave.
Editor's Reply: Friends, what suggestion would you give to this mother-in-law-fucker? This is easily one of the most bizarre sex related queries I have come across. Post your suggestions in the comments.
Comments (56)
on: July 20, 2007 3:35 PM | Reply
the mother in law can not be forshaken.as he is unable to satisfy both, he may find a best friend matching the age of mother in law , and join them. u must look one thing, now the mother in law is a cat who tasted the neighbers milk. she should not go far away and get into trouble. i can help the mother in law. by all MEANS
on: July 20, 2007 3:49 PM | Reply
Boss,
I fell sorry for the guy, who acted out a fantasy of making love to a mature lady. But the reality is that the lady is trying to catch up for the lost time and what a safe way to do it. Now this guy has to talk her out of this and if need be , hint at a possible disclousure of the harmfless proceedings to her daughter.
on: July 20, 2007 4:01 PM | Reply
Hey don't worry,dude..i cah help them.take my email addess and send me their details.
on: July 20, 2007 4:01 PM | Reply
Talk to your mother in law regarding the problems you are facing it would be unwise to talk to your wife about this. Explain her your problem being a mother she would understand and would leave you and your family alone. No mother would ever like to disturb the peace of her child's home. Make sure something like this never happens again and it is for the best your wife is kept in the dark about this.
on: July 20, 2007 4:25 PM | Reply
Not bizarre at all. Quite common.. But what is amazing that why the guy has to have sex day and night? And how, living in the same house, the wife is unable to catch the 2? Seems to be fabricated. Anywaz.. he can screw both.. but give gaps. No rule that both have to be screwed everyday.
on: July 20, 2007 4:43 PM | Reply
Please send your sexy mother-in-law to me, so that I can take care of her satisfaction, while you take care of your wife's. Or else soon your wife will also stray away like you have done to her!
on: July 20, 2007 4:45 PM | Reply
find one guy who can fuck u mother-in-law.so that she will be satisfied and will decrease burden on u.
on: July 20, 2007 5:01 PM | Reply
I feel instead of feeling bad you should concentrate on enjoying the morning lunches and night dinners. In between should have a health diet and good physical exercises done so as to meet the double demands. You are a very lucky one make the most of it when the sun is shining and enjoy the nectar of both the holes.
on: July 20, 2007 5:11 PM | Reply
hi...i dont know who gave the answer for his querry...but i think that was the most awesome reply i have ever seen.....
on: July 20, 2007 6:35 PM | Reply
first of all, let the guy search in his own soul that weather it was pure sympathy for his mother-in-law when he fucked her first time or it was a fantasy come true for the guy..so now why he forgets that everything in this world comes in complete package...if he have chosen the flower he will also have to pick up the thorns accompanying the flowers.
on: July 20, 2007 7:30 PM | Reply
well i have fucked my mother in law too but the situation was other way round. Whem my wife was expecting and so could not take care of my sex need. It was healthy relation nd we never tried again. So if for a momement he too felt compassion, now he should distance himself nd not make it as he says daily affair
on: July 20, 2007 8:33 PM | Reply
what a lucy guy who is getting two pussy's in a day ..its not compulsory to have sex daily that too with both of them...do have sex as u can afford it ...it's beter to have less sex with ur mother in law ..as there will be a chance of getting caught by ur wife......any how congrats dude...to get two pussies
on: July 20, 2007 8:45 PM | Reply
Lage rahoo bhai ..........! as long as you can ..........coool fanatasy!
on: July 20, 2007 9:10 PM | Reply
Not bizzare.. There are still more bizarre incestual relationships all over the world... Creating a clear geographical distance is maybe the best way
on: July 20, 2007 10:37 PM | Reply
Let me know if you need some help (4 ur mother 'n law)...living in sweden maybe close to you!!!!! drop in a reply and help will be at your doorstep....
P.S. Let your mother in law know ''SATISFACTION GUARANTEED'';-)
on: July 21, 2007 12:05 AM | Reply
hi!
this is interesting. but at the same time disturbing. but i can offer you a help. you decide on whom u want to have fun. ur m-i-l or wife. if u like ur m-i-l, send your wife to me. else send your m-i-l. both ways i am ok.
on: July 21, 2007 12:29 AM | Reply
hey mate ............. well here's a good reply to ur query !!!! well the only thing u have to do is to stop all this and make her { mother-in-law } understand that what we have done in the past is wrong and insane .......... it would destroy the life of both her daughter and herself . if she agrees , which i think she will as she would surely care for her daughter and if she doesnot u will have to confess this in front of ur wife what ever may be the consequences !!!!
anyways i would only like to say this that we all come her for some fun and sex but real life is a bit different ........life is far complex than debonairblog !!!!
on: July 21, 2007 12:43 AM | Reply
Good fabricated story!!!
if genuine courier her back to india.....mate!!
on: July 21, 2007 3:29 AM | Reply
Nobody can help them both as they have done/started knowing their relationship and cons.I donot think all this can be stopped atleast in the fantasies which will again and again call for each other for the reasons every other their names will be coming in the converstaions and would let the things go. Donot worry everything will soon go off as more one will have sex sooner guy will loose attarction and he himself will make a way out.I feel pity on this guy....
on: July 21, 2007 3:44 AM | Reply
jesus christ people stop encouraging him ...
SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE!! stop this at once
on: July 21, 2007 3:52 AM | Reply
(@Ed- since the authenticity of the querys' contents are being questioned.. BUT "YOU" having posted it mustav been convinced its genuine- so you resolve imaginativelover2000's fabrication comment)
orwise quiet agrree with the response in the original post(of the Dr?) AND Unni's post EXCEPT THE LAST TWELVE WORDS (women are sensitive (well men too are but..) types, so unless sure- why risk the marriage)
BTW- cant help asking- "in the unlikely scenario" if Mr OhNo fathers a child from the mother-in-law.. will the wifey call him-
her Half-Brother OR her Step Son.. ?
;) :D Lol .. sorry!
on: July 21, 2007 4:01 AM | Reply
kick u r mother-law .only satisfy ur wife .
on: July 21, 2007 4:42 AM | Reply
This story is completely fabricated. I don't think this can happen in any family. Either the wife has any fucking partner or she is blind. So any suggestion will be useless.
on: July 21, 2007 4:47 AM | Reply
one word: threesome
on: July 21, 2007 4:57 AM | Reply
cut ur fucking dick off for this unpardonable act u motherinlaw fucker...well leave her to me i will take care of her itchy pussy and u take care of ur wife...what a pity for the fucker of fantasies
on: July 21, 2007 4:58 AM | Reply
this kind of relation never comes to end. i think the sex adviser gave the proper solution but there is no garuanty of it. may b his mother in law bonce back or want to get sex again when she come back again 4 a visit. i think in some cases u should not show petty to solve a problem. there should b few relaitons where u must keep a distance.
on: July 21, 2007 7:01 AM | Reply
Hi,
Difference between Human Beings and Dogs .
Dogs does not know or have the sence that it is fucking its mother or sister or
Mother in law while screwing .So dogs cannot be blamed .
But Human beings has the sence to know that and there are certain basic rules which he should not break for him to be human .
You and your in-law has broken it .
So you better give blow job to a DOG and ask your in-law to Buy a rope and hang upside down.
What else to say to a PIG IN HUAMAN FORM .EAT VIAGRA AND fUCK UR DAUGTER ALSO MAN IN THE AFTERNOON :) ....
on: July 21, 2007 7:04 AM | Reply
make a vid and share....let all enjoy ur mil....;)
on: July 21, 2007 8:34 AM | Reply
This sounds bit weird to me eh and I fink it mite gonna spoil his relation with his wifey too if she comes to know bout it, init? Hey geezer, U can talk to ya mum in law n m sure no mum would like to see her daughter getting affected outta it.. Running away ain any solution bruv... Show some courage...
safe
on: July 21, 2007 8:43 AM | Reply
oh!boy!dont worry get that m.i.l.to bye place in ur vicinity &fuck her alternating
so you will please both mama &her daughter.do not leave anybody .you are lucky champ
on: July 21, 2007 9:03 AM | Reply
wow...what a luck to fuck...well here is a time tested Aurvedic ( Centuries old Indian sys of medicine)Formula to keep one's sexual performance intact....
Take ROOT of lady Finger, dry it(vegetable) plant, dry it ....grind it in a fine powder add some honey...mix it take one tea spoon with milk or water as u please thrice daily.....u can fuck booth of them to heaven...!
P.S....if still it does not work send your M-in-L to me
*take this thing seriously for atleast 15-20 days for results
on: July 21, 2007 10:40 AM | Reply
fuck them both so u wont get exhausted ...sooner or later they will know...ur wife i mean...
on: July 21, 2007 10:56 AM | Reply
it seems common to this modern world and such kind of practice is happening every where..but you are a married man so enjoy sex with your wife not by your mother_in_law.. keep distance your mother_in _law.she will find alternative way herself.
on: July 21, 2007 12:29 PM | Reply
Hey man, don't be upset. Take rest for some time and leave both of them to us healthy guys, we looks after both of them. Hey man, we reader all are not fools, don't be try to make
on: July 21, 2007 1:17 PM | Reply
what a lucky guy sasuchod saala he should enjoy both of them
on: July 21, 2007 4:48 PM | Reply
Talk to your wife and the MIL at the same time. Explode. Then go three-some. That way, you do it everynight. No two-different sessions. No getting tired. Plus a lot of kicks.
on: July 22, 2007 12:16 AM | Reply
hai past is past
now keep away from ur mother in law keep ur self busy with official or business work and send ur mother in law to other city
on: July 22, 2007 2:25 AM | Reply
fuck your wife every day keep her mommy for christmas
on: July 22, 2007 3:55 AM | Reply
very well said shakeela rajan u seems to be very very intelligent lady arounnd very good reply am really impressed Good bless u lady
on: July 22, 2007 4:04 AM | Reply
very very surprised to know that and really very upset to hear it. if its yr fantesy plz forget it or if it is ur reall misdoing ask pardon from God and leave this act as soon as possible ccaz this world revenges itself God forbid this happens to ur own family and wat6 will be ur comments and wat all will be the comments to ur all encouragers in here? God bless u all in his personnal safty and specially u
on: July 22, 2007 6:09 AM | Reply
Dude tell ur wife about it & hope that u can have threesome . or send ur mother in law to me i am only 90 min away by flight.
on: July 22, 2007 11:51 PM | Reply
Hey Doc. I could not find a way to reach you. No emails given.
Anyway I have a question that I would like to ask.
I am 23 years old and I have been masturbating regularly for three or four years now. When I had sex for the first time it only lasted for 3 or 4 minutes but after that it changed. I could go on as long as i want to. An hour and 15 minutes is my best time and during that my girl friend reached orgasam twice. 35-45 is avarage time(this time does not include foreplay)
My girlfriend suspects that I am using somekind of medicine because her friends told her that normaly a guy lasts for 5-15 mint.
My friend sugest me that I should see a Dr because its just not normal. But I ejaculate normaly and I get errection more than anybody. Now I am confused and worried, is it normal or I really need to see somebody?
Editor's Reply: Hi Jimmy, thanks for writing in and for trusting us. I think it would be better if you could consult a qualified doctor or sexologist.
on: July 23, 2007 7:01 AM | Reply
i also have the same problem but the nature rescued it took my mother in law so patiently wait my bot god is great
on: July 23, 2007 8:28 PM | Reply
stop this non-human act at once.
because i think that you became married to your wife coz you love her, so this way you shuld satisfy her and only her.
Supose that if she gets unsatisfied (daily) by you she would probably find other means to satisfy herself, which will not be in any means acceptable by you. so please for your wife sake kick out your mother from your house and send her to india.
this may be your last chance to save your healthy relationship with your family (wife + kids). Also beg pardon from God for your wrongdoings.
on: July 24, 2007 10:28 AM | Reply
hi.. u have enjoyed beyound ur limit... so now ur suffering.............any how from now take care.. good luck
on: July 24, 2007 3:16 PM | Reply
I get a clear feeling that this guy posted this after dreaming of having sex with his mother in law. Looks totally fabricated, Why don't you just lash him asking him to make up something which is real?
on: July 25, 2007 3:23 AM | Reply
This situation is quite funny!
You need to get your M-I-L to date with a friend of yours or an elderly man. you ignoring wife can make other boys take her.
on: July 30, 2007 5:14 PM | Reply
Yeah sure, seems like a perfect situation. Either you get more fit to handle both or introduce a guy into her life.
on: July 31, 2007 1:02 AM | Reply
You cannot ignore the fact that pussy taste is always different from one another. Depends, if you like your mil pussy than your wife pussy then you figure it out if you can satisfy her till she wont be sexually active anymore. But if you like your wife pussy then talk straight to your mil that you just want to enjoy wit her and nothing more than that. but dont leave them both. They are an asset to your sex life.
on: July 31, 2007 3:16 AM | Reply
SaasChod!!!!
on: September 13, 2007 1:45 PM | Reply
Jesus Christ! What a messy in the family. I suggest to you give your mother in law a coffee every morning then put a drop of downers so that she feels sleepy all day.
on: January 12, 2008 4:46 AM | Reply
I really donno why you guys are discouraging him so much.
Well done buddy, Those who are sexually weak are discouraging you.
Get fucking MIL and Wife both :)
You are damn lucky, and to get something special you need to work hard and to retain that you need work even more harder.
Not everyone is lucky as you buddy :(
Happy Fucking...
on: January 17, 2008 3:01 AM | Reply
I had my mother-in-law a few times as she was widowed early in life and my wife was pregnant. Tell mother-in-law you are done and both of you must never tell your wife. That should be a secret you both take to the grave as I will mine good luck. Time and being away from each other will work.
on: March 17, 2008 8:17 PM | Reply
Wow wish I had this problem. I am dying to get in my mom-in-law's sari :)
on: March 31, 2008 7:18 PM | Reply
a couple of months ago my mil came down to the house to have a few glasses of wine with the missus and myself. we watched a dvd and a had a good laugh, afterward my mil told us about some problems she was having with my fil, my wife consoled her and cheered her up with some positive words. at this stage we all went to bed, an hour later i woke up feeling very horny knowing my mil was downstairs. i slipped out of my bed very quietly and went down to the mil. i went into her room and sat on the bed beside her, i put my hand under the cover and began rubbing her leg, she awoke with a gentle start and whispered my name, i told her to tell me to stop if she wanted and continued rubbing her leg and moving up her thighs, i was chuffed to find that she was fully naked, she began moaning quietly so i continued, gently rubbing around her mound of hair, letting my fingers barely touch the top of her lips, i then proceeded up her stomach and cuped her perfect breasts, i tried to go down on her but she asked that i fuck her instead. we started off in the missonary position but soon she had her legs over my shoulders (from past encounters she enjoys this position) i love entering her this way because of the reaction i get, her breathing and moaning make the sex even better. she soon got on top of me and she gave me a good seeing too, i then put my legs arounds hers (hers being together), pulled her so her breasts were on my chest and proceeded to rock up and down so that my penis could not come out, this sensation soon give me the feeling that i was about the cum, i told her this and sat up again and rode me until i came, she continued riding me until i went down to a semi. i love having sex with her, its always different and always passionate, cant wait for next time.
on: September 24, 2009 1:21 AM | Reply
Very awkward. Only when guy will be able to realize that his wife has more value then his m-i-l for sex only then he could stop it. Also his wife is with him till he dies but not his m-i-l and who knows his m-i-l is just taking advantage of him. Better he should ask his m-i-l to search his bf and tell truth to wife to get some relief from his inside pain. Also this kind of deed may result in huge curse to him. May god help you to get out of this problem