A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, 'What are those round things hanging there, daddy?'
Proudly, he replies, 'Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.
Without them we wouldn't be here.'
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, 'Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?'


Comments (3)
on: June 1, 2007 11:13 PM | Reply
great joke
on: June 6, 2007 12:40 AM | Reply
How about one where a boy 1st sees his mom!!? lol
on: September 9, 2007 1:00 PM | Reply
what a joke ...i was really enjoyed