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Joke: Four advantages of breast milk

The student - not necessarily a well-prepared student - sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.”

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.

2. Cats can’t steal it.

3. Available whenever necessary.

Um. So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write?

Once more he sighed. He frowned. He scowled. Then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers.

Comments (3)

Posted by dada
on: June 1, 2007 12:34 AM | Reply

Fifth advantage:
Buy one get one free!!!!!

Posted by
on: June 1, 2007 5:32 PM | Reply

There are indeed many more if you wish to read.

1. The after effects of drinking this milk are awasum.
2.Can were well play with the containers too, even when they are empty.

Posted by naveed
on: June 14, 2007 9:58 PM | Reply

5 Buy one get one free.

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