A 90-year-old man checked into a posh hotel to celebrate his birthday. As a surprise, some friends sent a call girl to his room. When the man answered his door, he saw before him a beautiful young woman. "I have a present for you." she told him.
"Really?" replied the bewildered man.
"I'm here to give you super sex." she said softly.
"Thanks," he said thoughtfully. "I'll take the soup."

