A couple from Earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation on Mars (they could do that then). So they go to mars and meet a martian couple and start talking about they way they do things and come to the subject of sex. They decide to switch partners for the night to see what happens.
The human woman and the man martian go into a room and the martian strips but his thing is the size of a pencil (whoa), and the woman says, "um, how is this going to work?"
The martian man replies "Oh, not big enough? Okay then."
All of a sudden he starts slapping his forehead and his thing grows longer. "Um, that's good but isn't it still a little thin?
"No problem" the martian man replies.
Then he starts pulling his ears and it grows wider.
The woman is amazed by this and they have wonderful sex.
The next day they meet and the human man asks his wife how it was and she said "Oh my, it was wonderful! How was your night?"
The man replied, "It was awful!!
The martian woman kept slapping my forehead and puling my ears!"
Comments (5)
on: December 29, 2006 12:20 PM | Reply
lol... see!!! its safe to be monogamous... or better know others customs..
varna no chudhai
on: February 8, 2007 7:22 AM | Reply
hello:
The debonbairblog.com is the most ammazing site on the net and debonairblog.com is updated very soon daily.
on: April 8, 2007 11:53 PM | Reply
debonairblog.com is the best site ever........i mean which site gets to have such awesom sex scenes.......n the great thing is that they r from here in india or pakistan
on: December 13, 2008 8:49 AM | Reply
Excellent site guys! great work!
on: January 8, 2009 9:35 AM | Reply
That is a really smart idea.